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26-04-2016, 10:56 AM
Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
I don't give a shit.

Now --- how exactly does that translate to ---- "I don't care?"

Were it sensible --- then if you cared - you'd give somebody some shit....

Personally - if someone tries to hand me some fecal material - it doesn't make me think they're a caring person -- just a bit fucking psycho and more than a bit disgusting.......

See what I mean???? It really doesn't make any sense -- yet we say it all the time. You might even be thinking it, right now -- concerning this thread...... Ironic, huh????

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What else makes no sense to say???

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26-04-2016, 10:58 AM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
shit is pretty worthless. you care so little that you wouldnt give them anything, not even your poop. thats how ive always looked at it.
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26-04-2016, 11:05 AM
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(26-04-2016 10:56 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I don't give a shit.

Now --- how exactly does that translate to ---- "I don't care?"

Were it sensible --- then if you cared - you'd give somebody some shit....

Personally - if someone tries to hand me some fecal material - it doesn't make me think they're a caring person -- just a bit fucking psycho and more than a bit disgusting.......

See what I mean???? It really doesn't make any sense -- yet we say it all the time. You might even be thinking it, right now -- concerning this thread...... Ironic, huh????

It means that they care so little that they wouldn't even be willing to give a shit. If the value of how much you care is proportionate to the value of what you will give, and if shit is extremely low value, then it follows that your care is less than extremely low if you don't give a shit.
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26-04-2016, 11:14 AM (This post was last modified: 26-04-2016 02:22 PM by Commonsensei.)
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
This reminds me of a George Carlin Joke.

Why do we say "Take a Shit."? "I'm going to take a shit."

Why are you going to take it any where? Isn't the point to leave the shit?

"Hey Bob where you going?"

"I'm going to take a shit."

"Where are you taking it?"

"To the icebox!"

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26-04-2016, 11:59 AM
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i dont give a rats ass makes less sense but i use it a lot. even though i own exactly zero rat asses
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26-04-2016, 12:50 PM
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I gotta see a man about a horse.

#sigh
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26-04-2016, 12:50 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
One I use quite often is "Go fuck yourself".

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself” ― José Martí
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26-04-2016, 12:53 PM
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(26-04-2016 12:50 PM)Marozz Wrote:  One I use quite often is "Go fuck yourself".

I'm really looking forward to the opportunity to use WhiskeyMan's "Why don't you go suck the fun out of the business end of a Mossberg."

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26-04-2016, 01:09 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
Thanks god. Duh. Why thanking God when I'm okay and millions of people are living shitty lives around the world ? People that believe this shit are arrogant.

Religion is bullshit. The winner of the last person to post wins thread.Yes
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26-04-2016, 02:30 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
- "Fuck you!"
- "X as hell!"
- "X as fuck!"
- "Give me a sec."
- "Cross my heart and hope to die" (wtf?)
-"Practice makes perfect.
-"Hold on a sec."
-"Never say never."
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