Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
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26-04-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
"I'm going to fuck the shit out of <Person>."

What in the hell is sexy about that??
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26-04-2016, 02:52 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
"Not to be a dick, but." When someone says that you know it really means they're about to make some total dick comment about you.
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26-04-2016, 02:53 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
"I ain't lyin." If you feel compelled to offer the disclaimer, you're lying.
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26-04-2016, 05:05 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
(26-04-2016 12:50 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I gotta see a man about a horse.

A spittin' image

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26-04-2016, 05:37 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
(26-04-2016 05:05 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  A spittin' image

I've heard two folk etymologies for that...
1. it is a corruption of "spirit and image" meaning that the child is similar in both personality and looks to the parent
2. it is a corruption of "spatten image" and is a reference to their being no doubt that the child was literally spatten from the father (so it would never make sense to say a child was the spitting image of the mother)

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26-04-2016, 06:24 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
(26-04-2016 02:30 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  - "Fuck you!"
- "X as hell!"
- "X as fuck!"
- "Give me a sec."
- "Cross my heart and hope to die" (wtf?)
-"Practice makes perfect.
-"Hold on a sec."
-"Never say never."

"Practice makes perfect" is an obviously inaccurate saying......

Where it true -- I'd be done jacking off in one stroke.................

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26-04-2016, 06:32 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
Up shit creek!
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26-04-2016, 07:00 PM
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''having said that...'' right before you say the exact opposite of what you just said.
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26-04-2016, 07:44 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
(26-04-2016 06:24 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 02:30 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  - "Fuck you!"
- "X as hell!"
- "X as fuck!"
- "Give me a sec."
- "Cross my heart and hope to die" (wtf?)
-"Practice makes perfect.
-"Hold on a sec."
-"Never say never."

"Practice makes perfect" is an obviously inaccurate saying......

Where it true -- I'd be done jacking off in one stroke.................

Big Grin

ya'but where's the fun in that? Dodgy

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26-04-2016, 07:46 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
Going to hell in a handbasket... seriously?

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