Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
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26-04-2016, 07:48 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
"Everything happens for a reason." Facepalm
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26-04-2016, 07:49 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
"Don't knock it til you try it." Ok, should I try shooting up heroin, or playing Russian Roulette? How about beating myself over the head with a hammer?

"Be true to yourself." Umm ok what does this mean? What if my true self is totally depressed and wants to die? Should I just be true to that and kill myself or should I try to be better and work on my worse qualities and get help?

Another one that does make sense when used correctly is "I couldn't care less" but people always say "I could care less." I see this written down online or when I'm talking to someone I say "I couldn't care less, because you already don't care...so if you could care less that means you do care..." and they're just like "Huh?" So for the most part I just let it go but it's still annoying.

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26-04-2016, 08:44 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
(26-04-2016 02:30 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  -"Never say never."

The problem with this one is that to say this, you must say never.

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26-04-2016, 09:01 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
The early bird gets the worm.



...what if the worm is late?

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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26-04-2016, 10:16 PM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
(26-04-2016 09:01 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  The early bird gets the worm.



...what if the worm is late?

Bird dies from starvation, cat eats it.
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26-04-2016, 10:21 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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26-04-2016, 10:26 PM
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One I absolutely loath.... "When god closes a door, he opens a window."

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JFC this is stupid!

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26-04-2016, 10:48 PM
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"The smoker I drink, the player I get."

Thanks, Joe!
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26-04-2016, 11:28 PM
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"big things come in small packages". (allegedly that things should not be underestimated because of their diminutive size.)

This nonsensical phrase had to originate from the fevered brow of a theist surely? Can a Lamborghini fit into a matchbox? Nope, but a vial of anthrax can.

Nasty things are just as likely to come in small packages. Maybe even more so?

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27-04-2016, 05:47 AM
RE: Common Sayings That Don't Really Make Sense
(26-04-2016 07:44 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 06:24 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  "Practice makes perfect" is an obviously inaccurate saying......

Where it true -- I'd be done jacking off in one stroke.................

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ya'but where's the fun in that? Dodgy

An orgasm in one stroke ain't fun????

Obviously you've never had carpal tunnel syndrome.....

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