Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies.
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02-12-2014, 12:56 PM
Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies.
Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say 'Shit happens'.
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Islam If shit happens it is the will of Allah.
Protestant Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholic If shit happens you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Jehovah's Witnesses Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
Hare Krishna Shit happens,shit happens, shit happens...
Scientologist This book gets rid of your shit.
Existentialism Everything is shit so let's be depressed.
Nihilism Everything is shit, so let's blow it up.
New Age For $500 I can help you achieve Shit Happens Awareness.
Satanism I made this shit happen and I'm glad.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Atheism I don't believe this shit.
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02-12-2014, 04:39 PM
RE: Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies.
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A classic. Yes

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02-12-2014, 06:13 PM (This post was last modified: 02-12-2014 06:24 PM by OddGamer.)
RE: Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies.
Missed one of my favorites:
Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit.

Of course, if you haven't had enough of this shit, there's:
http://bytebrothers.org/shitlist.htm
http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html

And in case you feel like your job is shit:
https://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~mbarrien/j...reshit.txt

If you want to know why your job is shit:
http://ogun.stanford.edu/~bnayfeh/plan.html

And if you want to know why you don't leave that shit:
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~nobyrne/happy.html
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03-12-2014, 06:51 AM
RE: Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies.
Scientology: This shit is from out of this world.

(Could be confused for Rastafarianism, too, I suppose)
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03-12-2014, 08:44 AM
RE: Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies.
(03-12-2014 06:51 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Scientology: This shit is from out of this world.

(Could be confused for Rastafarianism, too, I suppose)

Or Mormonism. Alien Jesus, anyone?
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03-12-2014, 02:50 PM
Re: Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies.
Mormonism: I'll get my own shit later.
Huh
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03-12-2014, 05:08 PM
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(03-12-2014 02:50 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Mormonism: I'll get my own shit later.
Huh

Or... Mormonism: dang, I just shit in my magic underwear Blink

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