Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
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06-06-2011, 11:12 PM
 
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
(06-06-2011 07:07 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  Shame it isn't as easily edited as is Wikipedia. Wink

Atheists should make one of our own. Just to give the Conservapedia another entry. Heathenpedia. Atheist Almanac.

Does this fit your description.


Conservapedia has the same amount of credibility as Uncyclopedia.
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06-06-2011, 11:16 PM
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
(06-06-2011 11:12 PM)That sly kid Wrote:  
(06-06-2011 07:07 PM)GassyKitten Wrote:  Shame it isn't as easily edited as is Wikipedia. Wink

Atheists should make one of our own. Just to give the Conservapedia another entry. Heathenpedia. Atheist Almanac.

Does this fit your description.


Conservapedia has the same amount of credibility as Uncyclopedia.

So I decided to look for Conservapedia on Uncyclopedia

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Conservapedia

The first few lines say everything.

The God excuse: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. "God did it." Anything we can't describe must have come from God. - George Carlin

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07-06-2011, 01:47 AM
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
Some other great quotes:


Atheism

Quote:the biblical prohibition against homosexuality is quite arguably one of the many examples where the Bible exhibited knowledge that was ahead of its time

Quote:Since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists. The errant and ill founded writings of atheist Charles Darwin, which became very influential in the late 19th century, provided a pretext for racism.

Quote:While slavery was common to all civilizations, as well as to peoples considered uncivilized, only one civilization developed a moral revulsion against it, very late in hits history…not even the leading moralists in other civilizations rejected slavery at all…. Moreover, within Western civilization, the principle impetus for the abolition of slavery came first from very conservative religious activists


Explanatory links between atheism and mass murders

Quote:Atheism, lack belief in God, have the following characteristics that can lend itself to mass murder and can explain why the greatest mass murderers were atheists:

* lack of recognition of an ultimate judge of moral actions and a judge who sets injustice aright in a last judgement, and thus do not recognize the immorality of murder.
* lack of seeing the importance of human beings as images of God and so easily discarding them as merely material things, products of mere chance.
* lack of acknowledging an external standard of moral perfection, thus ending up with self-created standards which can include killing for political survival.
* absence of guidance by divine revelation of the moral law, such as "Thou shalt not kill".
* following an ethic of atheistic evolutionism that is based on the survival and victory of the fittest, which is ultimately a "bloodthirsty ethic"

"Infinitus est numerus stultorum." (The number of fools is infinite)
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07-06-2011, 04:03 AM
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
(07-06-2011 01:47 AM)Thammuz Wrote:  Some other great quotes:
Atheism
I think I just heard my brain pop! Dodgy

Anyway,
I think, making your own biased encyclopaedia is a strong clue to desperation. Big Grin

Then again, Ironchariots is an encyclopaedia too. Confused

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07-06-2011, 05:25 AM (This post was last modified: 07-06-2011 05:31 AM by ghostexorcist.)
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity

This article starts out by mentioning a Gallup poll which found religious people tend to be in better shape than the non-religious. A large chunk of the page is dedicated to listing several overweight atheists (because you know they are representative of ALL atheists). They finally mention a recent study that found being obese hinders someones mental faculties. One plus one equals atheists are fat and stupid. Funny, no?
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07-06-2011, 07:06 AM
 
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
(07-06-2011 05:25 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity

This article starts out by mentioning a Gallup poll which found religious people tend to be in better shape than the non-religious. A large chunk of the page is dedicated to listing several overweight atheists (because you know they are representative of ALL atheists). They finally mention a recent study that found being obese hinders someones mental faculties. One plus one equals atheists are fat and stupid. Funny, no?

http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity

This /must/ be trolling. Nearly, [because my mother is for once an exception to something], ever Christian I know smokes/dips/drinks/is obscenely fat, or some combination. I know quite a large number of unhealthy atheists, but I know more atheists who take care of their bodies [and treat it like a temple?].

Heresy = Scientific theory
Heretic = Crackpot

Heresy = Crackpots and their Science [my generalization of the claims]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Secularized_Language
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07-06-2011, 08:03 AM
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Thought I may as well post some more gems;

-As of May 2011, Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris have not publicly commented on the significant problems the New Atheism leadership has experienced in terms of overweight members.

-Nevertheless, dragons are now either extinct or extremely rare.

-Fox News has gained the reputation for reporting the news in an unbiased manner

-Abortion increases the risk of breast cancer, future premature birth, and other long-term health problems for the mother (I've not actually looked this up but I'm assuming that its wildly inaccurate)

-Archaeological, fossil, and documentary evidence supports the logical conclusion that dinosaurs co-existed with mankind until at least relatively recent times.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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07-06-2011, 09:09 AM
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
I love the list that they say a liberal support(I'm editing because they do say things like "right to choose" and "gay marriage):

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  • Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events
  • The denial of inherent gender differences
  • Teaching acceptance of promiscuity through sexual "education" rather than teaching abstinence from sex.
  • Environmentalism
  • Opposition to the Bible and God.
  • In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution. The theory of evolution is a key component of atheistic ideologies in the Western World.
  • Calling anyone they agree with a "professor" regardless of whether he earned that distinction based on a real peer review of his work (see, e.g., Richard Dawkins and Barack Obama).
  • Promote arrogance through what they consider superior lifestyles.
  • Support of leftist ideologies such as socialism and nazism

I don't believe Jesus is the son of God until I see the long form birth certificate!
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07-06-2011, 09:51 AM
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Quote:Support of leftist ideologies such as socialism and Nazism
Nazism is left now? Since when? O-MY-GOAT! I don't know if I have to laugh or cry!

I guess it could be worse...
I searched for ISLAM expecting to see a picture of Osama Bin Laden, but there was none.

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07-06-2011, 10:12 AM (This post was last modified: 07-06-2011 10:28 AM by Efrx86.)
RE: Conservapedia, aka the South Losing Grasp on Reality
I searched for Antichrist expecting to see a picture of Barack Obama, but there was none.

There are a few things that impressed me though:

http://www.conservapedia.com/Muhammad <-- the article actually has a picture!

http://www.conservapedia.com/Marijuana

Quote:Marijuana is over 100 times less lethal than Alcohol (ratio of lethal dose to effective dose)

Positively impressed :o

The God excuse: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. "God did it." Anything we can't describe must have come from God. - George Carlin

Whenever I'm asked "What if you're wrong?", I always show the asker this video: http://youtu.be/iClejS8vWjo Screw Pascal's wager.
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