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24-11-2016, 04:14 AM
Cookies
If some of you find what I am about to post a little hard to believe I don't blame you. I can hardly believe it myself.

Yesterday I bought some chocolate chip cookies. In the wee hours of the morn I've been chowing down on them. Suddenly I darn near break a tooth on what feels like a stone in the cookie. I extract the offending object and examine it. I swear it's a human tooth, at least the crown of one.

What the heck happened? Did some bakery employee break a tooth and loose it in the mix?

It has not been a good month. First my wife hits a deer with our car. Then Trump wins the election. Now I'm being fed parts of human anatomy.

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24-11-2016, 05:15 AM
RE: Cookies
(24-11-2016 04:14 AM)f stop Wrote:  If some of you find what I am about to post a little hard to believe I don't blame you. I can hardly believe it myself.

Yesterday I bought some chocolate chip cookies. In the wee hours of the morn I've been chowing down on them. Suddenly I darn near break a tooth on what feels like a stone in the cookie. I extract the offending object and examine it. I swear it's a human tooth, at least the crown of one.

What the heck happened? Did some bakery employee break a tooth and loose it in the mix?

It has not been a good month. First my wife hits a deer with our car. Then Trump wins the election. Now I'm being fed parts of human anatomy.

Did you eat the deer???

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And they said if Trump won, it'd lead to cannibalism..
Guess they were right....


go figure

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24-11-2016, 08:36 AM
RE: Cookies
That's nasty! If it is any consolation, it is probably disease-free, having been heated for that long.
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24-11-2016, 08:57 AM
RE: Cookies
Hey, complain to the manufacturer and you might get free cookies! That'd even out the rest, right?

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24-11-2016, 09:05 AM
RE: Cookies
Maybe someone fell into the vat of cookie dough at the cookie factory and they were spread throughout several thousand cookies, many of which you ate and enjoyed, but the mixer missed a chunk of tooth.

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24-11-2016, 09:07 AM
RE: Cookies
(24-11-2016 09:05 AM)yakherder Wrote:  Maybe someone fell into the vat of cookie dough at the cookie factory and they were spread throughout several thousand cookies, many of which you ate and enjoyed, but the mixer missed a chunk of tooth.

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24-11-2016, 09:09 AM
RE: Cookies
Maybe it was a prize like you get in Crackerjacks? Wink
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24-11-2016, 09:25 AM
RE: Cookies
You're the new tooth fairy. Don't fight it. You've been chosen.

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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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24-11-2016, 09:31 AM
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Put it under the pillow.

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24-11-2016, 10:52 AM
RE: Cookies
I once found a chunk of wood in my Lean Cuisine, and I mean a CHUNK. I called the company and they sent me three gold coupons for free meals.

I'd call them in a heartbeat. Phoebe on Friends found a thumb in her soda and got like $7K. Wink

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