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24-11-2016, 11:18 AM
RE: Cookies
**scratches cookies off grocery list**

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24-11-2016, 11:21 AM
RE: Cookies
I could be worse, you could find a dead mouse sews into the hem of your dress.

That's the foot sticking out of the hem. Shocking Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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24-11-2016, 11:21 AM
RE: Cookies
(24-11-2016 10:52 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  I once found a chunk of wood in my Lean Cuisine, and I mean a CHUNK. I called the company and they sent me three gold coupons for free meals.

I'd call them in a heartbeat. Phoebe on Friends found a thumb in her soda and got like $7K. Wink

I found a sliver of red gum (Aussie hardwood) in a meat pie. Phoned the company, and they admitted straight off that they'd installed new wooden paddles to stir the meat sludge as it was cooking, and had other similar complaints. A rep actually came out to my place in a refrigerated truck, and gave me a dozen meat pies and a dozen fruit pies LOL. Hush pie maybe?

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24-11-2016, 11:34 AM
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(24-11-2016 11:21 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(24-11-2016 10:52 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  I once found a chunk of wood in my Lean Cuisine, and I mean a CHUNK. I called the company and they sent me three gold coupons for free meals.

I'd call them in a heartbeat. Phoebe on Friends found a thumb in her soda and got like $7K. Wink

I found a sliver of red gum (Aussie hardwood) in a meat pie. Phoned the company, and they admitted straight off that they'd installed new wooden paddles to stir the meat sludge as it was cooking, and had other similar complaints. A rep actually came out to my place in a refrigerated truck, and gave me a dozen meat pies and a dozen fruit pies LOL. Hush pie maybe?

Nice. Though, I do remember thinking to myself, "I call to tell you there is something foul in my meal and to rectify it you send me coupons for more of these meals?"

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24-11-2016, 11:38 AM (This post was last modified: 24-11-2016 11:42 AM by Anjele.)
RE: Cookies
(24-11-2016 11:34 AM)WillHopp Wrote:  
(24-11-2016 11:21 AM)SYZ Wrote:  I found a sliver of red gum (Aussie hardwood) in a meat pie. Phoned the company, and they admitted straight off that they'd installed new wooden paddles to stir the meat sludge as it was cooking, and had other similar complaints. A rep actually came out to my place in a refrigerated truck, and gave me a dozen meat pies and a dozen fruit pies LOL. Hush pie maybe?

Nice. Though, I do remember thinking to myself, "I call to tell you there is something foul in my meal and to rectify it you send me coupons for more of these meals?"

I made it home one time with a loaf of bread that was obviously repurposed as a roach motel. BLECH! Called the company and they sent me an envelope full of coupons...nope, nope, nope. I have never purchased anything from their bakery since that experience.

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24-11-2016, 02:07 PM
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(24-11-2016 11:21 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I could be worse, you could find a dead mouse sews into the hem of your dress.

That's the foot sticking out of the hem. Shocking Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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24-11-2016, 11:47 PM
RE: Cookies
(24-11-2016 04:14 AM)f stop Wrote:  If some of you find what I am about to post a little hard to believe I don't blame you. I can hardly believe it myself.

Yesterday I bought some chocolate chip cookies. In the wee hours of the morn I've been chowing down on them. Suddenly I darn near break a tooth on what feels like a stone in the cookie. I extract the offending object and examine it. I swear it's a human tooth, at least the crown of one.

What the heck happened? Did some bakery employee break a tooth and loose it in the mix?

It has not been a good month. First my wife hits a deer with our car. Then Trump wins the election. Now I'm being fed parts of human anatomy.
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