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04-12-2012, 03:33 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 03:12 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  
(04-12-2012 02:53 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I'll book a room for two then. Tongue
Don't forget to wear a condom! Laughat
Good save, I was just about to drive there without them. Thumbsup Tongue


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04-12-2012, 03:35 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 03:33 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(04-12-2012 03:12 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Don't forget to wear a condom! Laughat
Good save, I was just about to drive there without them. Thumbsup Tongue


Nah, JFK.
Oh good. That would be a shot in the head if it did happen.

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04-12-2012, 04:34 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
*Old fogey notice*

Inserting an unsheathed penis into a vagina can caus pregnancy even if the male does not ejaculate.

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04-12-2012, 04:36 PM
Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 04:34 PM)bemore Wrote:  *Old fogey notice*

Inserting an unsheathed penis into a vagina can caus pregnancy even if the male does not ejaculate.

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Is it just me or is there something really creepy about the phrase, "inserting an unsheathed penis?"

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04-12-2012, 04:42 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 04:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Is it just me or is there something really creepy about the phrase, "inserting an unsheathed penis?"

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Just you wait until I announce the stupidest sentence from my book tomorrow... Actually, I think you've heard it already...

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04-12-2012, 08:21 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 04:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Is it just me or is there something really creepy about the phrase, "inserting an unsheathed penis?"

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It would be even more creepier if you was bound and gagged and I was bent over you whispering it in your ear.......

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04-12-2012, 08:55 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 08:21 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(04-12-2012 04:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Is it just me or is there something really creepy about the phrase, "inserting an unsheathed penis?"

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It would be even more creepier if you was bound and gagged and I was bent over you whispering it in your ear.......

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04-12-2012, 09:11 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 12:42 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
(29-11-2012 04:59 PM)Magoo Wrote:  Seriously dump what ever fucking dumbass boyfriend you have for not wearing a fucking condom. Probably an idiot, a douchebag, or both.

Why did you even let him fuck you anyway??
It takes two people to play "hide the German sausage". Drinking Beverage
While I completely agree with this statement, it's far easier for the guy to simply ditch and run and the person who actually has to go through the pregnancy (or abortion) and then give birth and then breast feed etc.. is the female.
So sure the responsibility is 50|50, but if I were a female, I'd be only trusting only myself and bring back-ups personally.

Remember ladies, you control the cookie jar, not him. It's your choice to open the lid or keep closed, and if you open the lid and his hand is covered in peanut traces and those peanut traces get all over the other cookies in the cookie jar and as a result because you're allergic to nuts you then get pregnant, you're gonna have to live with that.
Also, remember ladies, if he's filthy rich, poke a hole in the condom with a pin, you get a % in child support, ka-ching!

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04-12-2012, 09:42 PM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
(04-12-2012 08:21 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(04-12-2012 04:36 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Is it just me or is there something really creepy about the phrase, "inserting an unsheathed penis?"

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It would be even more creepier if you was bound and gagged and I was bent over you whispering it in your ear.......

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Bring out the Gimp.
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06-12-2012, 02:21 AM
RE: Could I be pregnant?
I think this rule is the one to go by. If the person you plan to fuck is not the one you want to have kids with (ever), don't fuck them. There are guys out there that try to get women pregnant. Just watch any of the daytime talk shows if you want proof.
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