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11-06-2011, 04:50 PM (This post was last modified: 11-06-2011 04:58 PM by ghostexorcist.)
Crazy creationist forum
People who are not verified Christians are known as "unsaved trash, under investigation." The particular thread I'm directing you to lists 10 questions designed to stump an atheist science teacher. Some of the "unsaved trash" answer the questions, but their answers are shot down as lies spawned from liberals and or Satan. A reverend literally tells one christian girl, who stood up for the trashs' correct answers, that she doesn't know anything because she is just a women, and then tells her she should be baking a pie! One of the verified users is listed as a creationist scientist and a "Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate." You can't make this shit up!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27806

One christian said he was going to copy the questions to give to his grandchildren. One unsaved trash told him he shouldn't because they would get "ripped to shreds" (i.e. the questions would be easily answered and the teacher would probably make fun of them for asking). However, another Christian took this as a threat and claimed they had contacted the authorities and the police were on the way to arrest him for the threat. Another thing that happened was an unsaved trash listed a separate forum thread explaining the invalidity of the biology myth of men having one less rib than women. They were chastised by the Christians for linking to a pornographic site even though they didn't even bother to click it in the first place. They just assumed it was a porn site!

(11-06-2011 04:50 PM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  You can't make this shit up

Well, apparently you can. It is a fake. I kept on thinking it had to be fake the whole time I was reading:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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11-06-2011, 05:24 PM
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pwned Smile

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11-06-2011, 05:43 PM
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*facepalm*

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing". "But," says man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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11-06-2011, 06:04 PM
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I've never heard of a fake forum before.
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11-06-2011, 10:22 PM
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I don't know what palming or face palming is. or for that matter what IMO means.

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12-06-2011, 06:12 AM
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/facepalm#.TfSs6-ZznoA

imo: "In my opinion" or the International Mathematical Olympiad.
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12-06-2011, 07:09 AM
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I figured facepalming was something along those lines, thank you for confirming it I now feel more confident on the internets lol.

As for IMO, now that you've said what it is it seems so obvious that I feel shame for not having been able to sort it out for myself. I suppose if I were samurai I would be asking for your assistance performing SEPUKU. But alas I am not so I shall only Facepalm.Tongue

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12-06-2011, 07:42 AM
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I have it saved in a notepad. 100% compatible with Facebook. Smile

BTW that forum tricked me as well.

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13-06-2011, 06:57 PM
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Wow, I thought it was real too. I saw it a few months ago and it made me sick, now I laugh my ass off when I read what they've written.

Of all the ideas put forth by science, it is the principle of Superposition that can undo any power of the gods. For the accumulation of smaller actions has the ability to create, destroy, and move the world.

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25-06-2011, 06:40 AM
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Wow... whether or not it was a joke, I (with a basic understanding of physics and biology) was able to answer those questions with ease, and I found sources to back it up. (The internet is great). I highly doubt any science teacher worth his/her salt could not come up with answers to these questions.

Sigh... it's sad when creationists think they are being... clever.

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