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13-04-2014, 09:07 PM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
(13-04-2014 08:54 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  
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13-04-2014, 09:23 PM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
Worship Jerry Garcia

He's my god. Praise the god of all things...

Everything is better because he lived.

Don't send me money -- just send me weed to share with my god.

Smokin


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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13-04-2014, 11:24 PM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
(13-04-2014 09:23 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Worship Jerry Garcia

He's my god. Praise the god of all things...

Everything is better because he lived.

Don't send me money -- just send me weed to share with my god.

Smokin

A friend of the devil, is a friend of mine... Big Grin

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13-04-2014, 11:47 PM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
(13-04-2014 11:24 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  
(13-04-2014 09:23 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Worship Jerry Garcia

He's my god. Praise the god of all things...

Everything is better because he lived.

Don't send me money -- just send me weed to share with my god.

Smokin

A friend of the devil, is a friend of mine... Big Grin

If I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep tonight.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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14-04-2014, 01:37 AM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
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Theism is to believe what other people claim, Atheism is to ask "why should I".
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20-04-2014, 02:57 PM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
My result is the next :

You and I are entities of the world.


The goal of electromagnetic resonance is to plant the seeds of freedom rather than materialism. By unveiling, we believe.

It is time to take beauty to the next level.

You must take a stand against yearning. Only an entity of the totality may manifest this metamorphosis of divinity. You may be ruled by discontinuity without realizing it. Do not let it exterminate the nature of your myth.

Passion requires exploration. Chi is the nature of purpose, and of us. We live, we grow, we are reborn.

Synchronicity is a constant. Consciousness consists of sonar energy of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an unfolding of the angelic. We exist as bio-feedback.
This myth never ends.


You will soon be recreated by a power deep within yourself — a power that is magical, interstellar. As you self-actualize, you will enter into infinite joy that transcends understanding. Through tarot, our brains are engulfed in being.

To traverse the circuit is to become one with it. This life is nothing short of a summoning spark of higher non-locality. Rejuvenation is the driver of inspiration.
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21-04-2014, 08:51 AM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
The goal of vibrations is to plant the seeds of will rather than illusion.

Karma is a constant. We exist as a resonance cascade.

It can be difficult to know where to begin.

Wanderer, look within and change yourself. The quantum soup is calling to you via bio-electricity. Can you hear it? How should you navigate this unified quantum cycle?


If you have never experienced this vector devoid of self, it can be difficult to reflect. Although you may not realize it, you are ever-present. Have you found your path?

We can no longer afford to live with dogma. Yes, it is possible to extinguish the things that can erase us, but not without awareness on our side. You must take a stand against suffering.

Eons from now, we pilgrims will believe like never before as we are guided by the multiverse.
By deepening, we vibrate. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is nature. You and I are dreamers of the solar system.

As you heal, you will enter into infinite fulfillment that transcends understanding. Through ayurvedic medicine, our hopes are engulfed in will. You will soon be guided by a power deep within yourself — a power that is sensual, mystical.

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21-04-2014, 08:54 AM
RE: Create your own New Age Scam
Actually, eventually if you keep doing this, some of the stuff will actually be true. Look at the sixth paragraph in mine.

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