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26-03-2016, 05:32 PM
RE: Cross is the sky
(26-03-2016 03:56 PM)Aliza Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 10:09 AM)Jewelarcher Wrote:  they really do that?!?

Dodgy Yup. They do it over Jewish communities in South Florida, along the beach, and over Disney World, too.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2011-01...rop-duster

"I prayed and asked God to use me how he would like," said Stevens, a retired corporate pilot.

[Stephens] met a man who'd been on the brink of divorcing his wife. But they took a break at their attorney's office, stepped outside and looked up.

"There in the sky they see the words 'Jesus Forgives,' '' Campion said. "They took it as a literal sign, and they both said to each other, "Why don't we try forgiving each other?' ''

A year later the couple is still together, Campion said.

"God put that message strategically there," Stevens said. "That had nothing to do with me or Keith. Do you think that we knew that at 2 p.m. on such and such date, over this location, this couple was going to be at their attorney's office getting a divorce? What if they would have never stepped out for a break? Those are the things we have no control over.

"That is God piloting the plane."


You see TTA? Jesus had to get this pilot to write out the messages he's trying to send in plain English because you just couldn't take the hint with cloud images.

And I see it convinced you, my heathen Jew. Big Grin

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26-03-2016, 05:56 PM
RE: Cross is the sky
If you eat enough of them funny little mushrooms - you'll see god for sure...........................


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26-03-2016, 07:41 PM
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(26-03-2016 01:57 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I call it God's starfish.

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Who knew he was into Godtse?
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26-03-2016, 08:49 PM
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God's penis.....


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26-03-2016, 09:14 PM
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(26-03-2016 08:49 PM)SYZ Wrote:   God's penis.....


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You can't be cirrus.

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26-03-2016, 09:57 PM
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(26-03-2016 08:49 PM)SYZ Wrote:   God's penis.....


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Note that he's circumcised. I'd love for someone to explain how that came to be.

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26-03-2016, 10:28 PM
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(26-03-2016 09:57 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(26-03-2016 08:49 PM)SYZ Wrote:   God's penis.....


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Note that he's circumcised. I'd love for someone to explain how that came to be.

If that appeared under a rainbow, would that be god's way of admitting he is gay?

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26-03-2016, 10:30 PM
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(26-03-2016 09:14 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You can't be cirrus.

Altostratusly speaking, yes... yes I am.

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27-03-2016, 02:09 AM
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The cumulus effect of this punnery is killing me.
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