Crulax's Guide to getting rid of Jehovah's Witnesses!
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10-12-2013, 12:27 PM
RE: Crulax's Guide to getting rid of Jehovah's Witnesses!
(10-12-2013 12:05 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(10-12-2013 10:55 AM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  Katanas aren't menacing enough, what you need is a stone axe. ,close quarters, qucik as lightning and will crush anything turning bone into dust. Plus some can double as a rituals implement as a symbol to the old gods that JW won't even know what to think. Psychological warfare at it's finest. Dress it up with a pentagram or two, it seems to be ward to them.

I think you underestimate the power of a Katana, especially given the way Hollywood portrays them. They don't call Katanas "portable guillotines" for nothing. A european style sword or axe needs to be swung really hard in order to do any real damage as most of them don't have a real sharp edge. A Katana, on the other hand, could slice your hand off with minimal pressure and are far more maneuverable.

That said, I like your idea of a stone axe for intimidation. I just don't happen to own one. I have a large collection of swords, but no axes.
You don't know what you're missing. Smile You are underestimating the axe. Have you seen Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? Most Likely the JW or anyone isn't coming to see you clad in armour anywayTongue I just got some crap renaissance faire stuff for decoration. I suppose I could modify it since it still is good steel but eh..when the zombie apocalypse comes rolling by I'll be readyRolleyes

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10-12-2013, 01:02 PM
RE: Crulax's Guide to getting rid of Jehovah's Witnesses!
Hmmm, got me to thinking. How effective might this be I wonder? Answer the door dressed appropriately:

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And follow with:

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10-12-2013, 01:09 PM
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"Fuck off" works just fine.

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10-12-2013, 01:12 PM
RE: Crulax's Guide to getting rid of Jehovah's Witnesses!
(10-12-2013 12:27 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(10-12-2013 12:05 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  I think you underestimate the power of a Katana, especially given the way Hollywood portrays them. They don't call Katanas "portable guillotines" for nothing. A european style sword or axe needs to be swung really hard in order to do any real damage as most of them don't have a real sharp edge. A Katana, on the other hand, could slice your hand off with minimal pressure and are far more maneuverable.

That said, I like your idea of a stone axe for intimidation. I just don't happen to own one. I have a large collection of swords, but no axes.
You don't know what you're missing. Smile You are underestimating the axe. Have you seen Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter? Most Likely the JW or anyone isn't coming to see you clad in armour anywayTongue I just got some crap renaissance faire stuff for decoration. I suppose I could modify it since it still is good steel but eh..when the zombie apocalypse comes rolling by I'll be readyRolleyes

I'm not underestimating the axe. I just prefer swords. Smile

All but one of my swords are real, forged steel blades. I only have one cheap wall hanger and it would break if I swung it at someone.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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10-12-2013, 10:37 PM
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As a former JW I just tell them I'm a former Jehovah's Witness now atheist and very happy. You'd be surprised how little they have to talk about when you tell them you don't believe in god or the bible.

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10-12-2013, 10:42 PM
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I see the Jehovah's walking up and down our street, but they never come to my door. Does my heathinistic joo-joo emanate that powerfully? Evil_monster
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11-12-2013, 12:26 AM
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There are a few other threads on this subject floating around. I know I've posted this at least once before.
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11-12-2013, 02:20 AM
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I have a completely infallible way to ensure the Jehova's Witlesses never come knocking at my door.

I live nowhere near them.

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11-12-2013, 06:55 PM
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If I get any Jehovah's Witnesses, I hope my poster arrives before then. I'd invite them in my house so I can discuss it with them.
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12-12-2013, 04:41 AM
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Seriously, nobody posted this fix yet? Just install one of these damn things, problem solved. Drinking Beverage

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