Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
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29-04-2016, 06:52 PM
Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
https://www.google.com/amp/www.esquire.c...nt=safari#

In a related story, Satan and his attorney, Marvin Shapiro, are suing Boehner for slander and libel.

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29-04-2016, 06:56 PM
RE: Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
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God damn I love the Satanists.
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29-04-2016, 06:57 PM
RE: Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
“If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.” ~ Lindsey Graham

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http://www.salon.com/2016/02/26/lindsey_...st_speech/

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29-04-2016, 07:52 PM
RE: Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/16/politics/t...obamacare/

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30-04-2016, 11:24 AM
RE: Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
https://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/satanis...dark-lord/

Quote:When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”


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30-04-2016, 03:53 PM
RE: Cruz is 'Lucifer in the Flesh'
Thing is, Boehner is a devout Catholic and probably really thinks Cruz is Lucifer.

And he's been in the US government for ages... Confused

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