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09-06-2013, 12:40 PM
Cunnilingus Causes Throat Cancer
Suddenly I'm not so bothered by being celibate.

Oral sex and throat cancer: Michael Douglas HPV report spotlights "epidemic"

Quote:Michael Douglas's announcement that his throat cancer was caused by human papillomavirus, a sexually transmitted disease, has raised awareness about a men's health trend doctors have been alarmed about for years.

Douglas, the 68-year-old star of the new Liberace biopic "Behind the Candelabra," told The Guardian in an interview when asked if he regretted his drinking and smoking habits in light of his cancer battle, that he did not, in part because his disease was caused by oral sex.

"No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," Douglas told the paper. "I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer."

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09-06-2013, 12:44 PM
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Oh my...oh oh...my


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09-06-2013, 01:12 PM
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Sadcryface This is just evil. Undecided
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First it was AIDS and now HPV; the spread of these afflictions must be curtailed.

Remember all those asshole fundamentalists who didn't want teenagers to be vaccinated against HPV because they thought it would make young women promiscuous? Well, there you go. By the way, HPV is also a primary cause of penile cancer. Talk about painful irony... ouch.

Just further proof: someone hasn't been using the bigger head for the thinking. Dodgy

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09-06-2013, 01:17 PM
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This is bullshit, right? No, this is bullshit!

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09-06-2013, 01:19 PM
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(09-06-2013 12:40 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Suddenly I'm not so bothered by being celibate.

Oral sex and throat cancer: Michael Douglas HPV report spotlights "epidemic"

Quote:Michael Douglas's announcement that his throat cancer was caused by human papillomavirus, a sexually transmitted disease, has raised awareness about a men's health trend doctors have been alarmed about for years.

Douglas, the 68-year-old star of the new Liberace biopic "Behind the Candelabra," told The Guardian in an interview when asked if he regretted his drinking and smoking habits in light of his cancer battle, that he did not, in part because his disease was caused by oral sex.

"No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus," Douglas told the paper. "I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer."

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09-06-2013, 01:28 PM (This post was last modified: 09-06-2013 01:39 PM by TheGulegon.)
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OMG it's not BS Shocking

It can even, in rare cases, be transfered to a baby during delivery!

Kim's right! This is EVIL, and must be iradicated!

..... Consider anyway..... TongueTongueTongue

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09-06-2013, 01:41 PM
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(09-06-2013 12:40 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Suddenly I'm not so bothered by being celibate.

Same! I'd feel bad if I ever gave anyone throat cancer.
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09-06-2013, 01:45 PM
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I would imagine the reverse might be the case as well...

Dunno now if steak and bj day is worth it.


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09-06-2013, 01:52 PM
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(09-06-2013 01:45 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I would imagine the reverse might be the case as well...

Dunno now if steak and bj day is worth it.

I imagine opinions might vary on that. Drinking Beverage

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09-06-2013, 01:54 PM
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My new pickup line...

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and give me a little of that throat cancer?"

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