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07-02-2015, 01:14 PM
Cuteness Overload
Scanning neural control center.

WARNING! MULTIPLE SYSTEM FAILURES DETECTED!

Reasoning capabilities shutdown.

Motor control network malfunctioning, spasms and convulsions detected.

Emotional receptors haywire, "awwwwwww" mode engaged.

Recommended course of action: no protocols found in database, proceed with caution.

Executing operating procedure "share Lil' Bub video."




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07-02-2015, 01:16 PM
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Don't make me do it. Don't make me post those pics again. You know I will. I can't help myself.

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07-02-2015, 01:25 PM
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But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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07-02-2015, 01:41 PM
RE: Cuteness Overload
(07-02-2015 01:14 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Scanning neural control center.

WARNING! MULTIPLE SYSTEM FAILURES DETECTED!

Reasoning capabilities shutdown.

Motor control network malfunctioning, spasms and convulsions detected.

Emotional receptors haywire, "awwwwwww" mode engaged.

Recommended course of action: no protocols found in database, proceed with caution.

Executing operating procedure "share Lil' Bub video."





Meh. Drinking Beverage
















Just kidding.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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07-02-2015, 05:47 PM
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I thought this thread was about me. I figured someone got a picture of me or something and that was what this thread had to be about.

Guess not.

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07-02-2015, 06:06 PM
RE: Cuteness Overload
(07-02-2015 01:14 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Scanning neural control center.

WARNING! MULTIPLE SYSTEM FAILURES DETECTED!

Reasoning capabilities shutdown.

Motor control network malfunctioning, spasms and convulsions detected.

Emotional receptors haywire, "awwwwwww" mode engaged.

Recommended course of action: no protocols found in database, proceed with caution.

Executing operating procedure "share Lil' Bub video."




Interestingly enough cuteness triggers aggressive tendencies in humans.

So when Tarty shuts down from the alleged cuteness, it may indeed be due to this inherent reaction: His brain, as abnormally susceptible to 'cute' as it is may indeed be experiencing a proportionally abnormally aggressive reaction, and shuts down to prevent violent outburst.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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07-02-2015, 08:28 PM
RE: Cuteness Overload
(07-02-2015 01:14 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Scanning neural control center.

WARNING! MULTIPLE SYSTEM FAILURES DETECTED!

Reasoning capabilities shutdown.

Motor control network malfunctioning, spasms and convulsions detected.

Emotional receptors haywire, "awwwwwww" mode engaged.

Recommended course of action: no protocols found in database, proceed with caution.

Executing operating procedure "share Lil' Bub video."




I just don’t even...Tarty shows up at 3:36




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07-02-2015, 11:32 PM
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08-02-2015, 05:02 AM
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Lil Bub is fucking ugly as hell, repulsive even. It needs to be put down for the sake of the human race.

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08-02-2015, 05:20 AM
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(07-02-2015 08:28 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I just don’t even...Tarty shows up at 3:36





Humanity's doomed.

I have very close friend who I have had to block on facebook because she kept liking all these cat pictures and videos. It meant that my facebook page was converted into a cat page. I don't even use facebook much and almost never post on it but I didn't want cats to be invading the few places I go online.

I haven't actually told her that I have blocked her though. I just don't know what's going on in her life.

And all because of cats.
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