Da Fuq happened to Muffs?

[Smercury44]

He finally wore them down. Muffs is the relentless river.

[DLJ]

(05-04-2015 08:32 AM)Colourcraze Wrote:  

(05-04-2015 08:28 AM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  Another time, late at night, big call in order comes in. I'm the only one in the kitchen. Scrambled to make it, finished right on time. Waitress walked to their car for the money, walked back to get the meal, went back to give it to them. That's ALL she did. She comes running into the kitchen super excited and tells me the guy just tipped her $30. She kept all of it even though I had literally just slaved away for 25 minutes to make it. She had stood around talking and texting while I was working and she made 3 fukkin hours of my pay for MY WORK and then BRAGGED TO MY FACE and didn't split it or give it to me. Fukk tipping culture.

...wrong thread?

... but kinda in the style of a Muffsy rant, though.

[DLJ]

(05-04-2015 09:39 AM)Smercury44 Wrote:  He finally wore them down. Muffs is the relentless river.

Nope. He finally worked out for whom he should be bending over.

[pablo]

Orange you glad he didn't get world domination?

[DLJ]

(05-04-2015 11:23 AM)pablo Wrote:  Orange you glad he didn't get world domination?

You mean, he hasn't yet got hold of WMDs ... so he's an orange agent rather than ...

[Mr Woof]

I want my orange back!

[earmuffs]

(05-04-2015 04:38 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  I want my orange back!

You were only orange for April fools. That's what you are Woofs, nothing but a joke.
Poo brown you shall stay because it's a better representation of you, a shithead.
Now begone, you're stinking up Cuntor's thread.

[Mr Woof]

(05-04-2015 05:28 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  

(05-04-2015 04:38 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  I want my orange back!

You were only orange for April fools. That's what you are Woofs, nothing but a joke.
Poo brown you shall say because it's a better representation of you, a shithead.
Now begone, you're stinking up Cuntor's thread.

I can live with that. Enjoy your posting.

[earmuffs]

I shall.

[houseofcantor]

Fucking Muffs.