Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
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06-01-2016, 11:55 AM
Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
So this is apparently a thing in Turkey:
Turkish police find factory making fake life-jackets

Definitely one way to deal with the refugee crisis!

Quote:Turkish police have uncovered a factory producing fake lifejackets, shining a light on a booming cottage industry that has emerged as a byproduct of the refugee crisis and heightened the risks for those hoping to reach Europe by sea.

Police allegedly seized 1,263 lifejackets filled with non-buoyant materials from an illegal workshop in Izmir that employed two Syrian children, according to Agence France-Presse and Dogan news agencies.

The raid came in the same week that the bodies of more than 30 people washed up on Turkish beaches, having drowned in their attempt to reach Greece. Some of the dead were pictured wearing lifejackets, leading to suspicions that they may have been fake.

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06-01-2016, 12:23 PM
RE: Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
WTF? That's some seriously maniacal scheming right there Undecided

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06-01-2016, 01:24 PM
RE: Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
I wonder what the difference in profit margins is between a life jacket and a death jacket, and how much that changes once you factor in the potential for lawsuits.

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06-01-2016, 01:50 PM
RE: Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
Even if the profit margins on the death jackets are better, you're probably going to have high customer acquisition costs as your past customers continue to drown.

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06-01-2016, 02:04 PM
RE: Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
(06-01-2016 01:24 PM)yakherder Wrote:  I wonder what the difference in profit margins is between a life jacket and a death jacket, and how much that changes once you factor in the potential for lawsuits.

Hard to sue when you're at the bottom of the ocean. Drinking Beverage

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06-01-2016, 02:43 PM
RE: Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
They must have learned that trick from Italy -- where certain "businessmen" are known for making concrete overshoes....



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06-01-2016, 05:07 PM
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(06-01-2016 02:04 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(06-01-2016 01:24 PM)yakherder Wrote:  I wonder what the difference in profit margins is between a life jacket and a death jacket, and how much that changes once you factor in the potential for lawsuits.

Hard to sue when you're at the bottom of the ocean. Drinking Beverage

Yeah but maybe one of the family members got lucky and have a life jacket that was made in China.

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06-01-2016, 05:55 PM
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Do they still get 72 virgins if they have a death vest instead of a suicide vest?

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06-01-2016, 06:57 PM
RE: Dafuq is going on in Turkey, Izel?
(06-01-2016 11:55 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  So this is apparently a thing in Turkey:
Turkish police find factory making fake life-jackets

Definitely one way to deal with the refugee crisis!

Quote:Turkish police have uncovered a factory producing fake lifejackets, shining a light on a booming cottage industry that has emerged as a byproduct of the refugee crisis and heightened the risks for those hoping to reach Europe by sea.

Police allegedly seized 1,263 lifejackets filled with non-buoyant materials from an illegal workshop in Izmir that employed two Syrian children, according to Agence France-Presse and Dogan news agencies.

The raid came in the same week that the bodies of more than 30 people washed up on Turkish beaches, having drowned in their attempt to reach Greece. Some of the dead were pictured wearing lifejackets, leading to suspicions that they may have been fake.

I know this is inappropriate regarding the serious matter, but I can't resist:



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06-01-2016, 07:08 PM
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(06-01-2016 05:55 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Do they still get 72 virgins if they have a death vest instead of a suicide vest?

They get 72 blow up dolls that they're told are real virgins.

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