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03-04-2012, 01:11 PM
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Hell Erx even a dumb ass like myself can help you with that.

See it was once called the oldest profession in the book. Now we just call them hookers.

what they do see, is they preform any kind of thing your depraved mind can think up and they charge you a sum for it equal to the depravity.

Oddly they won't usually perform anything normal like kissing or cuddles so for that it's back to the old rubber maiden for you!

Now some might say that only sick sad fuckers would go to a whore of the night and they are right!
Embrace your disgusting and carnal desires! Put a girl through college or more likely to the dealer she works for in the first place!

Just remember even though you will be helpin the economy in a round about way you should still wrap it up as the dangers for stds are quite high.

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03-04-2012, 01:32 PM
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Dear Hamata k,
I no longer need your relationship advice.
However, after inquiring about local hookers, I'd like to change my request.
Please send money.
Sincerely,
Too Broke To Fuck

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03-04-2012, 01:38 PM
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You want ME to send YOU money?.......................................................................
sure why not. Just be sure to pay me back.







P.S. There is a interest rate of 100%

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03-04-2012, 04:35 PM
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(03-04-2012 01:04 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Dear Hamata k,
Can you help me? I'm an ugly bastard with bad breath, sweaty palms, and a small penis. How can I attract real girls?
Signed,
Ready to give up blow up dolls
chloroform?, A paper bag to wear?, meet someone who is bad at judging size?.... Yeah i think hookers are the best option Tongue

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03-04-2012, 05:26 PM
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(03-04-2012 01:04 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Dear Hamata k,
Can you help me? I'm an ugly bastard with bad breath, sweaty palms, and a small penis. How can I attract real girls?
Signed,
Ready to give up blow up dolls
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03-04-2012, 05:42 PM
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(03-04-2012 05:26 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  Oh, tell me it isn't true Weeping hehe
Are you learning the truth about your online love for the first time Big Grin?

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03-04-2012, 05:44 PM
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(03-04-2012 05:42 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 05:26 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  Oh, tell me it isn't true Weeping hehe
Are you learning the truth about your online love for the first time Big Grin?
What? Um...err... Unsure
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03-04-2012, 05:46 PM
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(03-04-2012 05:42 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Are you learning the truth about your online love for the first time Big Grin?

I guess aurora hasn't seen erx's e harmony picture yet Tongue

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03-04-2012, 05:57 PM
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(03-04-2012 05:46 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 05:42 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Are you learning the truth about your online love for the first time Big Grin?

I guess aurora hasn't seen erx's e harmony picture yet Tongue
I have so.....

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03-04-2012, 05:59 PM
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(03-04-2012 05:57 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  Hobo

Yeah that's the one I'm talking about Wink

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