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03-04-2012, 06:01 PM
RE: Daily Journal;
(03-04-2012 04:35 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 01:04 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Dear Hamata k,
Can you help me? I'm an ugly bastard with bad breath, sweaty palms, and a small penis. How can I attract real girls?
Signed,
Ready to give up blow up dolls
chloroform?, A paper bag to wear?, meet someone who is bad at judging size?.... Yeah i think hookers are the best option Tongue


I like where you're going with this. I might not need Hamata's loan after all.

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03-04-2012, 06:02 PM
RE: Daily Journal;
(03-04-2012 05:59 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 05:57 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  Hobo

Yeah that's the one I'm talking about Wink
It's what's on the inside that counts, isn't it? Dodgy

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03-04-2012, 06:03 PM
RE: Daily Journal;
(03-04-2012 05:46 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 05:42 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  Are you learning the truth about your online love for the first time Big Grin?

I guess aurora hasn't seen erx's e harmony picture yet Tongue

In her defense, Rora thought I was using the metric system when I gave her my measurements.

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03-04-2012, 07:31 PM (This post was last modified: 03-04-2012 07:34 PM by DeepThought.)
RE: Daily Journal;
(03-04-2012 06:03 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 05:46 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I guess aurora hasn't seen erx's e harmony picture yet Tongue
In her defense, Rora thought I was using the metric system when I gave her my measurements.
Little did she know you gave it to her in Planck length. Ohmy Laughat
So we've moved on from asses to this... whats next? a pissing contest?

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03-04-2012, 07:41 PM
RE: Daily Journal;
(03-04-2012 07:31 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 06:03 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  In her defense, Rora thought I was using the metric system when I gave her my measurements.
Little did she know you gave it to her in Planck length. Ohmy Laughat
So we've moved on from asses to this... whats next? a pissing contest?
Shocking Yeh, well I'm out Weeping I ain't got a wang

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03-04-2012, 09:54 PM (This post was last modified: 03-04-2012 09:55 PM by Erxomai.)
RE: Daily Journal;
(03-04-2012 07:31 PM)DeepThought Wrote:  
(03-04-2012 06:03 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  In her defense, Rora thought I was using the metric system when I gave her my measurements.
Little did she know you gave it to her in Planck length. Ohmy Laughat
So we've moved on from asses to this... whats next? a pissing contest?
Well, I did say something about having a plank, so I can see why there was confusion. Big Grin


(03-04-2012 07:41 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  Shocking Yeh, well I'm out Weeping I ain't got a wang
Phew! That's a relief! Wink

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