Daily Show Report on Exorcism
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14-10-2014, 08:03 PM
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Gotta love how they make fun of this subject. You should have seen me facepalming to some of the stuff said by the pastors in this clip Facepalm Skype exorcisms???? Really?!?!?!? Laugh out load




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14-10-2014, 08:15 PM
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Oh wow, she's greatBig Grin
But really now, skype exorcism..for how much? No holy water attachments, just outrageous.

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14-10-2014, 08:16 PM
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*incoming skype call from Father Henry
Lady "Hello."
Father Henry "SATAN! I HAVE FOUND YOU!"
Lady "OH SHIT. Son of a bitch! Well, instead of hanging up, I'll stay on this call and conveniently make eye contact with you."
Father Henry "SATAN! YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE! JESUS LOVES YOU BITCH!"
Lady "FUUUUUUUUCK! AHHHHHH IT BURNS!"

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14-10-2014, 08:29 PM
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(14-10-2014 08:15 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  Oh wow, she's greatBig Grin
But really now, skype exorcism..for how much? No holy water attachments, just outrageous.

Why, just a $290 donation to the church, a bargain I say! Yes

(14-10-2014 08:16 PM)Logisch Wrote:  *incoming skype call from Father Henry
Lady "Hello."
Father Henry "SATAN! I HAVE FOUND YOU!"
Lady "OH SHIT. Son of a bitch! Well, instead of hanging up, I'll stay on this call and conveniently make eye contact with you."
Father Henry "SATAN! YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE! JESUS LOVES YOU BITCH!"
Lady "FUUUUUUUUCK! AHHHHHH IT BURNS!"

What, you mean you don't wait until your demon is asleep to order your own exorcisms?

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14-10-2014, 08:30 PM
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(14-10-2014 08:29 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(14-10-2014 08:15 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  Oh wow, she's greatBig Grin
But really now, skype exorcism..for how much? No holy water attachments, just outrageous.

Why, just a $290 donation to the church, a bargain I say! Yes

(14-10-2014 08:16 PM)Logisch Wrote:  *incoming skype call from Father Henry
Lady "Hello."
Father Henry "SATAN! I HAVE FOUND YOU!"
Lady "OH SHIT. Son of a bitch! Well, instead of hanging up, I'll stay on this call and conveniently make eye contact with you."
Father Henry "SATAN! YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE! JESUS LOVES YOU BITCH!"
Lady "FUUUUUUUUCK! AHHHHHH IT BURNS!"

What, you mean you don't wait until your demon is asleep to order your own exorcisms?

Usually I wait till my demons are taking a shit, and then interrupt them. If they can't get off the pot and pinch it off and run, I have the edge.

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14-10-2014, 08:39 PM
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(14-10-2014 08:29 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Why, just a $290 donation to the church, a bargain I say! Yes

I wonder if they have any 2 for 1 sales or reduced rates if you are possessed by a lesser demon and not actually by Satan.

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14-10-2014, 08:52 PM
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Consider
If exorcisms were really real, and one was performed on me...
would my body then be an empty husk?
I don't wanna be disembodied!! Sadcryface2

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14-10-2014, 11:18 PM
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I'm still waiting for the $666.00 I was offered for my soul. I guess it's still up for sale, cash only, no refunds.
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14-10-2014, 11:35 PM
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I...yeah....

Um...

YouTube...Skype...send money...exorcisms.

I'm on season four of the walking dead. Shy

I guess...
I'll just go...
Watch that..
(backs away slowly)


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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15-10-2014, 05:14 AM
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Wait a sec, aren't there usually multiple demons that poses people? There was one guy who's demons spoke and said "we are legion" thats about 6,000 right?
Hmm...$290 seems like a good deal. Thumbsup

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