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13-12-2013, 11:41 AM
Dark Matter found!
So today I ordered a few atheist-themed T-shirts online, and as it was processing a message came up that said, "due to the dark matter of this order it will take 3-5 days to process."

WTF?

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13-12-2013, 11:50 AM
RE: Dark Matter found!
The extra time is due to the time it takes them to embed the tracking chip into your shirts. Yes

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13-12-2013, 12:19 PM
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Yep, the first thing I thought of was, they've alerted the FBI and they are doing a background check.

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13-12-2013, 12:19 PM
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The title of this post is misleading and bisexual

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13-12-2013, 12:20 PM
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Well duh.

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13-12-2013, 12:23 PM
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[Image: wat_zps65674231.jpg]

And Nach - way what the fuck? Blink

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13-12-2013, 01:10 PM
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(13-12-2013 12:23 PM)kim Wrote:  [Image: wat_zps65674231.jpg]

And Nach - way what the fuck? Blink

what? you never heard of the expresion "fake and gay" it's politically incorrect but fuck it... misleading and bisexual is a variation...

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13-12-2013, 02:38 PM
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(13-12-2013 01:10 PM)nach_in Wrote:  what? you never heard of the expresion "fake and gay" it's politically incorrect but fuck it...
Well, I have now ... and I will use it, sluttishly. Smile

(13-12-2013 01:10 PM)nach_in Wrote:  explaining jokes takes the fun away Weeping
It's ok... Hug

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13-12-2013, 03:33 PM
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(13-12-2013 01:10 PM)nach_in Wrote:  
(13-12-2013 12:23 PM)kim Wrote:  [Image: wat_zps65674231.jpg]

And Nach - way what the fuck? Blink

what? you never heard of the expresion "fake and gay" it's politically incorrect but fuck it... misleading and bisexual is a variation...

explaining jokes takes the fun away Weeping

that's so gay

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13-12-2013, 05:09 PM
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Damn the title of this thread, I got so excited for a moment.

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