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30-05-2013, 11:55 PM
RE: Darwin Awards
(29-05-2013 05:32 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  dreams of ravenous bears

Yup. It happened. I was in the backyard of my childhood and my dad had a pick shovel to keep a pet bear under control and he was talking about how the behaviour of the bear was improving. I had to sneak the cat back in the house before the bear saw and would be triggered to turn on us all.


Love my bear dreams <3 Such a regular part of life now.
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31-05-2013, 09:05 AM
RE: Darwin Awards
(30-05-2013 11:55 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  
(29-05-2013 05:32 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  dreams of ravenous bears

Yup. It happened. I was in the backyard of my childhood and my dad had a pick shovel to keep a pet bear under control and he was talking about how the behaviour of the bear was improving. I had to sneak the cat back in the house before the bear saw and would be triggered to turn on us all.


Love my bear dreams <3 Such a regular part of life now.





This reminded me of this video Big Grin I laugh every time I see it.

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31-05-2013, 09:57 AM
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Ha ha! My cat used to do that to the dear and moose in our yard.

Oh the good ol' fight or flight response. Such a 50/50. Smile
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31-05-2013, 12:22 PM
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(31-05-2013 09:05 AM)Peanut Wrote:  
(30-05-2013 11:55 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Yup. It happened. I was in the backyard of my childhood and my dad had a pick shovel to keep a pet bear under control and he was talking about how the behaviour of the bear was improving. I had to sneak the cat back in the house before the bear saw and would be triggered to turn on us all.


Love my bear dreams <3 Such a regular part of life now.





This reminded me of this video Big Grin I laugh every time I see it.

Cat says "I ain't taking yo shit no mo!"

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31-05-2013, 01:06 PM
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(31-05-2013 12:22 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  
(31-05-2013 09:05 AM)Peanut Wrote:  



This reminded me of this video Big Grin I laugh every time I see it.

Cat says "I ain't taking yo shit no mo!"

I love it because it's not like the cat accidentally scared the bear by just happening to stumble outta the bush.

Cat chased the bear!

Laughat

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31-05-2013, 04:03 PM
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(29-05-2013 11:30 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  After reading this bit of news today it just seemed like an oversight that this forum didn't already have this thread.

Beaver Kills Man in Belarus

"The fisherman, who has not been named at the request of his family, was driving with friends toward the Shestakovskoye lake, west of the capital, Minsk, when he spotted the beaver along the side of the road and stopped the car. As he tried to grab the animal, it bit him several times. One of the bites hit a major artery in the leg, according to Sulim.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/29...d&ir=World

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"Don't touch anything because ususally one of two things will happen...you hurt it or it hurts you".

The title is what irritates me. "Beaver Kills Fisherman In Belarus; Wildlife Experts Blame Aggressive Behavior For Upsurge In Attacks. "

uh no. The beaver killed the guy because the idiot tried to grab the beaver, and it defended itself by biting him. That is why the beaver being aggressive. The guy tried to freakin' grab a wild animal so he could get his picture with it.
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02-06-2013, 12:35 PM
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Do keep in mind, folks, that this was entirely intentional. Calculated, and intentional.

These young gentlemen are our future. And you wonder why Miso doesn't want to live to see it. Dodgy




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02-06-2013, 01:35 PM
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(02-06-2013 12:35 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  Do keep in mind, folks, that this was entirely intentional. Calculated, and intentional.
These young gentlemen are our future. And you wonder why Miso doesn't want to live to see it. Dodgy

Ohmy

Oh, I wonder no such thing.

But I do thank you Miso; this is justification of why I'm relieved I have no offspring. Dodgy

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02-06-2013, 01:46 PM
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02-06-2013, 03:10 PM (This post was last modified: 02-06-2013 03:22 PM by Peanut.)
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"A Thousand Ways to Die" always has "Darwin Award nominees" in the show. I will find some and share the stupidity Drinking Beverage

EDIT: Never mind. Just Google the show. You'll be entertained for hours Big Grin (Morbidly entertained, I guess, but who's judging? Not ME.)

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