"Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
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23-11-2016, 09:24 AM
"Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
Dear Secret Service, By Brian37 (AKA Brian James Rational Poet on FB and @Brianrrs37 on twitter)

Dear Secret Service
My condolences to you
For the difficult job
You are about to do

Yes, all of us should
Protect the office
That part
I do agree

But my heartfelt sympathies
To have to surround that man
Who won on hate and fear
By dividing the entire land

Dear Secret Service
I know you'll do your best
But I do not envy you
Having to protect such a pest

He "joked" about solutions
To get rid of rivals
Only to back off
His threats of investigations

We on the left
Knew it was all an act
50 Republican law agents
Called that man dangerous

Dear Secret Service
We will help you out
By doing better in 4 years
To relieve you from that job

You're protecting a rattlesnake
His campaign was always fake
But unlike his base
We know threats have no place

Dear Secret Service
I feel sorry for you
My condolences I extend
For the job you are about to do

Do it well
I know you will
Maybe he'll learn his lesson
Not to peddle swill

Dear Secret Service
We will help you out
In 4 short years
At the voting booth

But we also request
You not give him a pass
Just like Nixon
Nobody is above the law

If he steps out of line
Please do the right thing
Protect the constitution
And bring him to the sunlight.

You are protecting a process
You are protecting an office
You are not protecting a gang member
Nobody is above the law

Dear Secret Service
I do not envy you
Having to protect that demagogue
Or the job you are about to do.

(end)

Also posted today at my home thread #874 hosted here http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/31771?page=17

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23-11-2016, 09:43 AM
RE: "Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
There once was a secret service agent
Who stepped on a crack in the pavement
It cursed donald trump
And caused a huge bump
Now his head is the size of a pup tent.

Rolleyes

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-11-2016, 09:52 AM
RE: "Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
Dear secret service
Please look away again
As the assassins bullet
Drills straight into Trumps brain
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23-11-2016, 11:43 AM (This post was last modified: 23-11-2016 11:51 AM by dancefortwo.)
RE: "Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
Melania's Trump Tower Blues

In the rhyming pattern of a limerick.


I live in a tower that's gold,
My husband is ugly and old,
It's not in the news,
I have ten thousand shoes,
And eight golden toilettes I use.

Girl_nails

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-11-2016, 12:16 PM
RE: "Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
(23-11-2016 09:52 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Dear secret service
Please look away again
As the assassins bullet
Drills straight into Trumps brain

UM no that what they do and what Trump "joked" about Trump can hang himself with his own actions

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23-11-2016, 01:16 PM
RE: "Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
(23-11-2016 12:16 PM)Brian37 Wrote:  
(23-11-2016 09:52 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Dear secret service
Please look away again
As the assassins bullet
Drills straight into Trumps brain

UM no that what they do and what Trump "joked" about Trump can hang himself with his own actions

Takes too long kill the fucker quick Big Grin
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25-11-2016, 08:27 AM
RE: "Dear Secret Service" By Brian37
Dear Secret Service,

Do the country a favor and give the snipers plenty of opportunities.

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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