Poll: Preferred Apocalyptic Breakfast Cereal
Corn Flakes - Because you prefer your apocalypse to play out much like your life did, as bland and flavorless as possible.
Grape-Nuts - Because 'death by giant grape nuts' is the perfect exclamation point to the end of this cosmic shitstorm we call existence.
Captain Crunch - Because the double entendre of the Captain going down with the ship is too good to pass up, apocalypse be damned.
Oatmeal - Because fuck the system, I do what I want.
Wheaties - Because you want enjoy the apocalypse the same way you enjoyed breakfast, like a champion; while also wearing those expensive jogging shoes you never actually went jogging in.
Go Lean CRUNCH! - Because of course all of your non-GMO, yoga pants wearing, hippy bullshit, would in fact be the vanguard of the world's destruction.
Lucky Charms - Because you're not sure which is worse, the exploitation of the mascot's racial caricature, or potentially being even more racist by not picking it.
Tasty Wheat - Because those faux anarchist Oatmeal eating motherfuckers are a bunch of Hot-Topic wearing posers.
Cinnamon LIFE - Because you ate this your whole life, and only now does it dawn on you the supreme irony of being done in by a food with a Quaker on the box.
KIX - Because 'kid tested, mother approved' was marketing bullshit, and making the apocalypse tangentially approved by everyone else's mom sorta balances the books on the matter.
Other - Because you thrive on being unorthodox, contrarian, and rebelling against authority. Or I cannot be arsed to write a dozen of these damn things.
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10-07-2017, 09:17 AM (This post was last modified: 10-07-2017 10:36 AM by dancefortwo.)
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
I'm a morning tea and toast person, myself. I'm eating toast as I'm typing this. Growing up we used to have a lot of hot oatmeal because it was super cheap but my dad always called it "mush" which my mother hated. She'd say, "Stop calling it mush, you might as well call it 'slop'! So then us kids would try to find the most disgusting names for hot oatmeal we could think of.

"Hey Mom, can I have a bowl of Creamed Horse Manure?
"Hey Mom, can I have a bowl of hot Throw Up?
"Hey Mom, how about a bowl of that yummy Industrial Sludge? Mmmmmm." Drooling

Then, of course, we'd all fall over laughing cause we thought we were sooooooo funny. Rolleyes

And we were! Laugh out load

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Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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10-07-2017, 09:32 AM
Death by Breakfast Cereal
I'm torn on Lucky Charms...

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On the one hand, there was no rainbow before the Great and Loving Genocide. .. I mean Flood.

On the other hand, all those homosexuals stole it. Which now that I think about it, it does sound like something a petulant childgod would do just for spite.
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10-07-2017, 09:52 AM
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I like Cheerios. ^.^
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10-07-2017, 09:57 AM
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10-07-2017, 11:46 AM
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One question does the captain crunch have crunch berries?


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-07-2017, 01:02 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
those :
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because I was totally addicted to those cereals when I was a kid and they stopped being commercialized, so a last bowl before the end would make me go at peace Smile
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10-07-2017, 01:50 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
Apple Jacks!

Alphabits!


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-07-2017, 02:50 PM
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10-07-2017, 03:09 PM
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pls god pls

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10-07-2017, 04:03 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
Old fashioned Shredded Wheat (because I'm old enough to have to need that kind of help in staying "regular") and Honey Smacks. Cause sometimes you just gotta be bad.

***shhhhh. sometimes I combine them in the same bowl***

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