Poll: Preferred Apocalyptic Breakfast Cereal
Corn Flakes - Because you prefer your apocalypse to play out much like your life did, as bland and flavorless as possible.
Grape-Nuts - Because 'death by giant grape nuts' is the perfect exclamation point to the end of this cosmic shitstorm we call existence.
Captain Crunch - Because the double entendre of the Captain going down with the ship is too good to pass up, apocalypse be damned.
Oatmeal - Because fuck the system, I do what I want.
Wheaties - Because you want enjoy the apocalypse the same way you enjoyed breakfast, like a champion; while also wearing those expensive jogging shoes you never actually went jogging in.
Go Lean CRUNCH! - Because of course all of your non-GMO, yoga pants wearing, hippy bullshit, would in fact be the vanguard of the world's destruction.
Lucky Charms - Because you're not sure which is worse, the exploitation of the mascot's racial caricature, or potentially being even more racist by not picking it.
Tasty Wheat - Because those faux anarchist Oatmeal eating motherfuckers are a bunch of Hot-Topic wearing posers.
Cinnamon LIFE - Because you ate this your whole life, and only now does it dawn on you the supreme irony of being done in by a food with a Quaker on the box.
KIX - Because 'kid tested, mother approved' was marketing bullshit, and making the apocalypse tangentially approved by everyone else's mom sorta balances the books on the matter.
Other - Because you thrive on being unorthodox, contrarian, and rebelling against authority. Or I cannot be arsed to write a dozen of these damn things.
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10-07-2017, 04:27 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 03:09 PM)Loom Wrote:  [Image: il_570xN.452575815_ts82.jpg.cf.jpg]

pls god pls
Then you'd really have an O face
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10-07-2017, 04:47 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
I clicked other because I don't know most of the ones in the list. But I might prefer Smax
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10-07-2017, 06:22 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 02:25 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(08-07-2017 09:55 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Stupid people...clearly the earth is a bowl. That's why we don't fall out.

So this begs the question, if the world really is a giant bowl, then which breakfast cereal would you most prefer god to drown the world with (again)?

Other: muesli and yogurt.
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10-07-2017, 08:30 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 04:47 PM)Leerob Wrote:  I clicked other because I don't know most of the ones in the list. But I might prefer Smax
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I like sugar snacks once in awhile.
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10-07-2017, 08:47 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
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What ? No Fruit Loops ?
Fuck you.
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10-07-2017, 08:49 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 08:47 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  [Image: 220px-Froot-Loops-Box-Small.jpg]

What ? No Fruit Loops ?
Fuck you.
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11-07-2017, 04:32 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
Geez, I'm an anarchist. I had to pick "other".

It's in our by-laws. Big Grin

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11-07-2017, 04:51 PM
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#sigh
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15-07-2017, 05:16 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 02:50 PM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: Fallout4_Sugar_Bombs.png]

Ooooh! Fallout series reference!

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15-07-2017, 05:18 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
You ain't really experienced that which is Cap'n Crunch unless and until you reach the bottom of a recently opened box, and the roof of your mouth fells like somebody worked it with a bastard file.

Now THAT'S livin'!

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