Poll: Preferred Apocalyptic Breakfast Cereal
Corn Flakes - Because you prefer your apocalypse to play out much like your life did, as bland and flavorless as possible.
Grape-Nuts - Because 'death by giant grape nuts' is the perfect exclamation point to the end of this cosmic shitstorm we call existence.
Captain Crunch - Because the double entendre of the Captain going down with the ship is too good to pass up, apocalypse be damned.
Oatmeal - Because fuck the system, I do what I want.
Wheaties - Because you want enjoy the apocalypse the same way you enjoyed breakfast, like a champion; while also wearing those expensive jogging shoes you never actually went jogging in.
Go Lean CRUNCH! - Because of course all of your non-GMO, yoga pants wearing, hippy bullshit, would in fact be the vanguard of the world's destruction.
Lucky Charms - Because you're not sure which is worse, the exploitation of the mascot's racial caricature, or potentially being even more racist by not picking it.
Tasty Wheat - Because those faux anarchist Oatmeal eating motherfuckers are a bunch of Hot-Topic wearing posers.
Cinnamon LIFE - Because you ate this your whole life, and only now does it dawn on you the supreme irony of being done in by a food with a Quaker on the box.
KIX - Because 'kid tested, mother approved' was marketing bullshit, and making the apocalypse tangentially approved by everyone else's mom sorta balances the books on the matter.
Other - Because you thrive on being unorthodox, contrarian, and rebelling against authority. Or I cannot be arsed to write a dozen of these damn things.
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10-07-2017, 04:27 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 03:09 PM)Loom Wrote:  [Image: il_570xN.452575815_ts82.jpg.cf.jpg]

pls god pls
Then you'd really have an O face
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10-07-2017, 04:47 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
I clicked other because I don't know most of the ones in the list. But I might prefer Smax
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10-07-2017, 06:22 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 02:25 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(08-07-2017 09:55 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Stupid people...clearly the earth is a bowl. That's why we don't fall out.

So this begs the question, if the world really is a giant bowl, then which breakfast cereal would you most prefer god to drown the world with (again)?

Other: muesli and yogurt.
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10-07-2017, 08:30 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 04:47 PM)Leerob Wrote:  I clicked other because I don't know most of the ones in the list. But I might prefer Smax
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I like sugar snacks once in awhile.

My strategy of ignoring my problems until they disappear never seems to work out for me. ...I'll try to get around to dealing with that in the near future.
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10-07-2017, 08:47 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
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What ? No Fruit Loops ?
Fuck you.
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10-07-2017, 08:49 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 08:47 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  [Image: 220px-Froot-Loops-Box-Small.jpg]

What ? No Fruit Loops ?
Fuck you.
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11-07-2017, 04:32 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
Geez, I'm an anarchist. I had to pick "other".

It's in our by-laws. Big Grin

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11-07-2017, 04:51 PM
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#sigh
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15-07-2017, 05:16 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
(10-07-2017 02:50 PM)yakherder Wrote:  [Image: Fallout4_Sugar_Bombs.png]

Ooooh! Fallout series reference!

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15-07-2017, 05:18 PM
RE: Death by Breakfast Cereal
You ain't really experienced that which is Cap'n Crunch unless and until you reach the bottom of a recently opened box, and the roof of your mouth fells like somebody worked it with a bastard file.

Now THAT'S livin'!

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