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30-10-2013, 11:58 AM
Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
Really. Angel

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30-10-2013, 12:43 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
Ok, total face palm here.

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30-10-2013, 12:56 PM
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I don't get what the big deal is. This happens to me every morning.
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30-10-2013, 01:01 PM
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(30-10-2013 12:56 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  I don't get what the big deal is. This happens to me every morning.

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"BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked. If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem."

Knowing this, Geek Squad's definitely going out of business.
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30-10-2013, 01:10 PM
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Just yesterday I asked my friend if she was having her children carve pumpkins. She said they didn't want to carve pumpkins anyway, so they did not. Which she is happy about because she doesn't like them, because she feels the demonic faces on Jack O' Lanterns just invite demons into her house.

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30-10-2013, 01:13 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
(30-10-2013 01:01 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(30-10-2013 12:56 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  I don't get what the big deal is. This happens to me every morning.

From the main page...

"BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked. If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem."

Knowing this, Geek Squad's definitely going out of business.

I could of sworn those were gremlins.

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30-10-2013, 01:16 PM
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(30-10-2013 01:13 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(30-10-2013 01:01 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  From the main page...

"BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked. If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem."

Knowing this, Geek Squad's definitely going out of business.

I could of sworn those were gremlins.

No, common mistake.

You see, gremlins are responsible for mismatched socks and missing underwear. Sometimes attributed to vanishing remote controls as well.
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30-10-2013, 01:19 PM
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(30-10-2013 01:16 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(30-10-2013 01:13 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  I could of sworn those were gremlins.

No, common mistake.

You see, gremlins are responsible for mismatched socks and missing underwear. Sometimes attributed to vanishing remote controls as well.

So when I found my long missing remote control buried in the garden when I was planting something, I was wrong to blame the dog? It was demons?

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30-10-2013, 01:23 PM
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(30-10-2013 01:19 PM)Dom Wrote:  So when I found my long missing remote control buried in the garden when I was planting something, I was wrong to blame the dog? It was demons?

Or gremlins.
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30-10-2013, 01:23 PM
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Can't wait till tomorrow night! Got all sorts of demon-inviting stuff to get set up, lit up, and turned on! Will report back with any future unusual happenings. Evil_monster
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