Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
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30-10-2013, 01:31 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
(30-10-2013 01:19 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(30-10-2013 01:16 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  No, common mistake.

You see, gremlins are responsible for mismatched socks and missing underwear. Sometimes attributed to vanishing remote controls as well.

So when I found my long missing remote control buried in the garden when I was planting something, I was wrong to blame the dog? It was demons?
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30-10-2013, 01:31 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
(30-10-2013 01:23 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Can't wait till tomorrow night! Got all sorts of demon-inviting stuff to get set up, lit up, and turned on! Will report back with any future unusual happenings. Evil_monster
Dom, you know your dog is an agent of the Dark One. Tongue

Hmm, it was a small black dog - but this was in the 80s and she long passed - am I haunted now? Is she responsible for all the socks I thought my washing machine ate? Is she making my computer unstable? Ohhh am I dooooomed!

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30-10-2013, 01:38 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
(30-10-2013 01:01 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  "BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc.

You know...there might be something to this.

I can't count the number of times people have asked me for help with their computers and then couldn't reproduce the problem while I watched. If the issues were caused by demons who get scared straight once I showed up that would explain why. Dodgy

Another possibility is they were just more careful about what they were doing while I was looking over their shoulder and didn't make the same mistakes. But no, that's just silly, computer demons are clearly a better explanation.

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30-10-2013, 01:44 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
The Boyce and Boice stuff reminds me of a prayer they sometimes play during Cognitive Dissonance where the woman goes on and on about how the devil messes with sound systems to keep people from hearing the word of god. She goes on fervently praying that Jesus keep that from happening.

She mentions the microphones and The Power Point, among other things.

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31-10-2013, 09:42 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
(30-10-2013 01:01 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  
(30-10-2013 12:56 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  I don't get what the big deal is. This happens to me every morning.

From the main page...

"BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked. If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem."

Knowing this, Geek Squad's definitely going out of business.

(30-10-2013 01:19 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(30-10-2013 01:16 PM)Jasozz Wrote:  No, common mistake.

You see, gremlins are responsible for mismatched socks and missing underwear. Sometimes attributed to vanishing remote controls as well.

So when I found my long missing remote control buried in the garden when I was planting something, I was wrong to blame the dog? It was demons?

You guys, CLEARLY this was gremlins. It matches their MO perfectly. How can you blame the puppy just because he likes to dig right there?


(30-10-2013 01:44 PM)Anjele Wrote:  The Boyce and Boice stuff reminds me of a prayer they sometimes play during Cognitive Dissonance where the woman goes on and on about how the devil messes with sound systems to keep people from hearing the word of god. She goes on fervently praying that Jesus keep that from happening.

She mentions the microphones and The Power Point, among other things.

Totally. It's not that our AV guys suck, its just the devil.

Honey its not that my food is bad, its the devil tricking you into thinking its bad to split us up! The devil loves breaking up god-fearing families!

It's all just fodder for the voluntarily or involuntarily brain-retarded.

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31-10-2013, 10:35 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
Is this page for real, or is it a joke?

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31-10-2013, 11:07 PM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
(31-10-2013 10:35 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  Is this page for real, or is it a joke?

Oh, it's no joke - they really believe that shit. You follow a link on that first page and you'll see how far it goes... they get real serious. And then ... they want money. To protect you, of course. Wink

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31-10-2013, 11:30 PM
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(31-10-2013 11:07 PM)kim Wrote:  
(31-10-2013 10:35 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  Is this page for real, or is it a joke?

Oh, it's no joke - they really believe that shit. You follow a link on that first page and you'll see how far it goes... they get real serious. And then ... they want money. To protect you, of course. Wink

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01-11-2013, 03:55 AM
RE: Deliverance from TROLLS, praise Jesus!
Deliverance from trolls?

There is No Deliverance...





Followed my love from coast to coast,
Chased by demons, chasing ghosts.
And when I wound up facing the sea,
Heard the waves crashing, laughing at me.
I waded into that icy black.
I saw there was no, no coming back.
NO DELIVERANCE

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