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26-02-2015, 04:44 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
(26-02-2015 04:09 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 04:00 PM)BnW Wrote:  Any joke you have to explain is, by definition, not funny. So, I'm just going to give a nervous laugh, walk slowly away, and pretend this never happened.

I got it. Wink

Oh I got it, it wasn't funny but I got the joke.

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26-02-2015, 05:53 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
(26-02-2015 04:44 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Oh I got it, it wasn't funny but I got the joke.

You, sir, are incorrect. It was hilarious. You're not seeing that is a reflection on you, and a poor one at that.

Try to do better in the future.

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26-02-2015, 06:08 PM
RE: Demise of the human race



#sigh
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26-02-2015, 08:09 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
(26-02-2015 03:54 PM)BnW Wrote:  I just saw that Stephen Hawking said human aggression will lead to the demise of the human race.

That comment really made me want to punch him in the throat.



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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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26-02-2015, 08:32 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
(26-02-2015 04:09 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Also, punching a crippled dude in the throat... not cool bro.

Quite right. It is far better when they beat the crap out of each other.




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26-02-2015, 09:20 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
(26-02-2015 08:32 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(26-02-2015 04:09 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Also, punching a crippled dude in the throat... not cool bro.

Quite right. It is far better when they beat the crap out of each other.




Nothing wrong with a bit of cripple on cripple action.
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26-02-2015, 10:03 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
I'm happier being optimistic. Especially with the religious looking forward to the apocalypse.
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27-02-2015, 01:05 PM
Demise of the human race
I agree.. A joke explained is a lame joke indeed.. However just as a dropped pass or interception is half the quarterbacks fault and half the receivers fault too, the audience that has to have the joke explained to them are quite lame too.
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27-02-2015, 05:03 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
(27-02-2015 01:05 PM)paulblankinship1976 Wrote:  I agree.. A joke explained is a lame joke indeed.. However just as a dropped pass or interception is half the quarterbacks fault and half the receivers fault too, the audience that has to have the joke explained to them are quite lame too.

Y'all hear that? This guy comes out of no where and knocks it out of the park. It's all your fault I wasn't funny! All of you! You're all to blame. Not me. You.

Epic first post, dude. Epic.

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27-02-2015, 05:09 PM
RE: Demise of the human race
(27-02-2015 05:03 PM)BnW Wrote:  
(27-02-2015 01:05 PM)paulblankinship1976 Wrote:  I agree.. A joke explained is a lame joke indeed.. However just as a dropped pass or interception is half the quarterbacks fault and half the receivers fault too, the audience that has to have the joke explained to them are quite lame too.

Y'all hear that? This guy comes out of no where and knocks it out of the park. It's all your fault I wasn't funny! All of you! You're all to blame. Not me. You.

Epic first post, dude. Epic.

Ten bucks says he's a theist..

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