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24-08-2012, 10:36 PM
RE: Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 07:51 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Before we get married(lol) I, at least, need to know what my Mail Order bride looks like!

Here you go. She might not be much of a looker, but at least she knows how to properly provide for a family and isn't that all that really matters.

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24-08-2012, 10:39 PM
RE: Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 10:36 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 07:51 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Before we get married(lol) I, at least, need to know what my Mail Order bride looks like!

Here you go. She might not be a looker, but at least she knows how to properly provide for a family and isn't that all that really matters.

[Image: n1365356463_256977_1397.jpg]

[Image: 3326-yao-ming-scared.jpg]

That shit.... Will give me nightmares from this day onwards, until I either get my memory COMPLETELY wiped, or I die.

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24-08-2012, 10:44 PM
Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 10:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 10:36 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Here you go. She might not be a looker, but at least she knows how to properly provide for a family and isn't that all that really matters.

[Image: n1365356463_256977_1397.jpg]

[Image: 3326-yao-ming-scared.jpg]

That shit.... Will give me nightmares from this day onwards, until I either get my memory COMPLETELY wiped, or I die.

I'm with ya bro. Pass the eye bleach!

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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24-08-2012, 10:46 PM (This post was last modified: 24-08-2012 10:49 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 10:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 10:36 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Here you go. She might not be a looker, but at least she knows how to properly provide for a family and isn't that all that really matters.

[Image: n1365356463_256977_1397.jpg]

[Image: 3326-yao-ming-scared.jpg]

That shit.... Will give me nightmares from this day onwards, until I either get my memory COMPLETELY wiped, or I die.

Okay. Sorry, I'll give you my daughter as an eyewash. But understand that she has no fucking clue what it means to properly provide for a family.

[Image: jackie.jpg]

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
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I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
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24-08-2012, 10:47 PM
RE: Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 10:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 10:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  [Image: 3326-yao-ming-scared.jpg]

That shit.... Will give me nightmares from this day onwards, until I either get my memory COMPLETELY wiped, or I die.

Okay. Sorry, I'll give you my daughter as an antidote. But understand that she has no fucking clue what it means to properly provide for a family.

[Image: jackie.jpg]

She's out of my league.Weeping

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24-08-2012, 11:05 PM
RE: Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 10:47 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 10:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Okay. Sorry, I'll give you my daughter as an antidote. But understand that she has no fucking clue what it means to properly provide for a family.

[Image: jackie.jpg]

She's out of my league.Weeping

Her mother was out of my league, and yet there she be. Wink

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24-08-2012, 11:07 PM
RE: Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 11:05 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 10:47 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  She's out of my league.Weeping

Her mother was out of my league, and yet there she be. Wink

No

This is like, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY out of my league.

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I want to see a picture of your wife now, Girly.

You are a sly badass you!

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24-08-2012, 11:12 PM
Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 10:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 10:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  [Image: 3326-yao-ming-scared.jpg]

That shit.... Will give me nightmares from this day onwards, until I either get my memory COMPLETELY wiped, or I die.

Okay. Sorry, I'll give you my daughter as an eyewash. But understand that she has no fucking clue what it means to properly provide for a family.

[Image: jackie.jpg]

This feels to me a little bit too much of the offer Lot made to the men of Sodom. Confused

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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24-08-2012, 11:16 PM
RE: Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
(24-08-2012 11:12 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(24-08-2012 10:46 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Okay. Sorry, I'll give you my daughter as an eyewash. But understand that she has no fucking clue what it means to properly provide for a family.

[Image: jackie.jpg]

This feels to me a little bit too much of the offer Lot made to the men of Sodom. Confused

You have a point.... Except for the fact that I wasn't going to....Drooling

Well, I certainly wasn't......Blush

Fuck, fine I admit it, Girlys daughter is doable.

Don't kill me Girly.

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24-08-2012, 11:22 PM
Derailed :D[split] Introduce Yourself HERE!
It was nice knowing ya, A2.

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