Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
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21-09-2015, 04:20 AM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(21-09-2015 03:40 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I'm more of a cultural Pastafarian. I don't really believe in the FSM, but I still celebrate the holidays.

Mostly because pirates are cool. Thumbsup

No beer or strippers for you then . . .

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21-09-2015, 04:26 AM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(21-09-2015 04:20 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(21-09-2015 03:40 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I'm more of a cultural Pastafarian. I don't really believe in the FSM, but I still celebrate the holidays.

Mostly because pirates are cool. Thumbsup

No beer or strippers for you then . . .

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21-09-2015, 07:45 AM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(21-09-2015 04:26 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(21-09-2015 04:20 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  No beer or strippers for you then . . .

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I think he means no beer or strippers in the AFTERLIFE. Worldly booze and debauchery is still on the table.

.... possibly literally on the table.
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21-09-2015, 07:50 AM
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(21-09-2015 07:45 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  .... possibly literally on the table.

I just officially became TM.

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21-09-2015, 09:34 AM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(20-09-2015 11:36 PM)jabeady Wrote:  ...now that I'm an ordained Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster minister?

Not necessarily. It is logically possible that you are ordained, yet do not believe in the FSM. So, you might be able to maintain your atheist cred, at the cost of being a hypocrite.

You, hypocrite.
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21-09-2015, 09:44 AM
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(21-09-2015 07:45 AM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(21-09-2015 04:26 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Weeping Sadcryface2

I think he means no beer or strippers in the AFTERLIFE. Worldly booze and debauchery is still on the table.

.... possibly literally on the table.

Nah. FSM sends everyone to the same heaven.

You see, unlike some Gods I could name, he's not a vicious, bloodthirsty, vengeful motherfucker.

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21-09-2015, 01:33 PM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(20-09-2015 11:36 PM)jabeady Wrote:  ...now that I'm an ordained Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster minister?

My father will summon you shortly for the baptismal rite.

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21-09-2015, 02:29 PM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(21-09-2015 03:47 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  My boss just made a reference to noodly appendages when talking about someone's sprawling mass of obfuscated programming code.

Well, did you tell him not to take the lord's name in vain?

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21-09-2015, 10:01 PM (This post was last modified: 22-09-2015 04:10 AM by EvolutionKills.)
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(21-09-2015 03:11 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  Bless his noodly goodness!

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22-09-2015, 04:08 AM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
No more then me whom is an ordained Priest in the Church of the Latter Day Dude.


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