Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
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22-09-2015, 12:04 PM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(22-09-2015 04:08 AM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  No more then me whom is an ordained Priest in the Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Same here. Been a Dudeist priest for quite a while. Even performed a wedding for a friend's daughter!
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22-09-2015, 12:49 PM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(22-09-2015 12:04 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 04:08 AM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  No more then me whom is an ordained Priest in the Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Same here. Been a Dudeist priest for quite a while. Even performed a wedding for a friend's daughter!

If I ever get married, I would want a Dudeist priest to perform the ceremony. Of course, I also want a wedding like the one in Braveheart Tongue
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22-09-2015, 01:21 PM
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(21-09-2015 04:20 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(21-09-2015 03:40 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  I'm more of a cultural Pastafarian. I don't really believe in the FSM, but I still celebrate the holidays.

Mostly because pirates are cool. Thumbsup

No beer or strippers for you then . . .

What if I don't like beer or strippers?

Can I get apple juice and male pirate prostitutes instead? Consider

"Behind every great pirate, there is a great butt."
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22-09-2015, 01:43 PM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(22-09-2015 01:21 PM)undergroundp Wrote:  
(21-09-2015 04:20 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  No beer or strippers for you then . . .

What if I don't like beer or strippers?

Can I get apple juice and male pirate prostitutes instead? Consider

You'll have to call them "pre-fermentation apple beer" and "male pirate strippers with other duties".
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22-09-2015, 02:08 PM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(22-09-2015 01:43 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 01:21 PM)undergroundp Wrote:  What if I don't like beer or strippers?

Can I get apple juice and male pirate prostitutes instead? Consider

You'll have to call them "pre-fermentation apple beer" and "male pirate strippers with other duties".

I can totally do that, right? Right? I mean, what kind of religion would it be if I couldn't misinterpret and twist things to serve my interests? Rolleyes

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23-09-2015, 11:53 AM
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(21-09-2015 10:01 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(21-09-2015 03:11 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  Bless his noodly goodness!

[Image: FSM_and_Raptor_Jesus_thumb.jpg]

Raptor Jesus needs more feathers... Drinking Beverage

[Image: Mkos1TJ.jpg]

Clearly, plucking feathers is Raptor Jesus's equivalent of Human Jesus being circumsized.

I now regret that there is no way to un-think that thought.

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23-09-2015, 12:35 PM
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(23-09-2015 11:53 AM)cjlr Wrote:  
(21-09-2015 10:01 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  Raptor Jesus needs more feathers... Drinking Beverage

[Image: Mkos1TJ.jpg]

Clearly, plucking feathers is Raptor Jesus's equivalent of Human Jesus being circumsized.

I now regret that there is no way to un-think that thought.

Not so much as we regret that there is no way for you to un-share it.
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23-09-2015, 06:30 PM
Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
I thought fsm members are allowed to cherry pick. They don't have to believe in everything so I'd say ur still good. Wink ramen

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23-09-2015, 06:35 PM
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The only doctrine of FSM is that the decline of pirates is responsible for global warming. I mean that's just obvious and shit.

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23-09-2015, 06:52 PM
RE: Did I Just Lose My Atheist Status
(22-09-2015 12:49 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(22-09-2015 12:04 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Same here. Been a Dudeist priest for quite a while. Even performed a wedding for a friend's daughter!

If I ever get married, I would want a Dudeist priest to perform the ceremony.

You best bet is to marry The Dude. ... I've got White Russians. Big Grin ... wait, I mean he's got White Russians. Blush

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