Did Jesus ever have an erection?
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01-06-2013, 02:57 AM
Did Jesus ever have an erection?
Just a thought, I mean Mary was a virgin so how did the old boy get off. Damn no Playboy magsBlush No porm vidsSadcryface2 But I suppose a good looking sheep may have been the ticketSmartass

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01-06-2013, 05:14 AM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2013 05:18 AM by Free Thought.)
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
Mary?

I know the bible has some serious incest shit in it, but I don't think Jesus would have tried for Mary. I remember a few passages which make it seem like he hated her...

Now Joseph on the other-hand, the poor bastard. I doubt he got any from Mary.





She had him cuckold since their wedding day. He must have been pissed about that.

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01-06-2013, 05:30 AM
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
Well of course Jesus got erections. Where do you think TRUE Christians come from? Don't believe me when I say "true christians" just ask Them........

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01-06-2013, 07:31 AM (This post was last modified: 02-06-2013 10:27 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
Jebus got erections, s'pecailly when he went to elections.
When he *was* at elections, he was elected to do inspections.
When he was out doing inspections, he also got erections.
When he got erections, sometimes he got infections.
When he got infections, he had to have his erections pass inspections.
In order to pass erection inspection, he had to prove he used protections.
If he didn't go to inspection, it would cause the perception of deflection.
He was also concerned he had too much affection for insurrection,
which, (as you might guess), caused dejection, and rejection.
In order to prevent ejection during erection inspection, he tried deflection,
but that just caused disconnection, and misdirection.
So he said, "I know", I'll try erection with resurrection. (That's the ticket).
That would be perfection, and also, upon reflection cause genuflection.
So he opted for erection with ascension, and redemption.
Then came those damn atheists and their questions about erections.
So he thought, "I know, I'll use deceptions.
That way they'll never know it's all just misconception."

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01-06-2013, 07:35 AM
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
(01-06-2013 07:31 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Jebus got erections, s'pecailly when he went to elections.
When he *was* at elections, he was elected to do inspections.
When he was out doing inspections, he also got erections.
When he got erections, sometimes he got infections.
When he got infections, he had to have his erections pass inspections.
In order to pass erection inspection, he had to prove he used protections.
He was also concerned he had too much affection for insurrection,
which, (as you might guess), caused dejection, and rejection.
In order to prevent ejection during erection inspection, he tried deflection,
but that just caused disconnection, and misdirection.
So he said, "I know", I'll try erections with resurrections. (That's the ticket).
That would be perfection, and also, upon reflection cause genuflection.
So he opted for erection with ascension, and redemption.
Then came those damn atheists and their questions about erections.
So he thought, "I know, I'll use deceptions.
That way they'll never know it's all just misconception."

Bowing

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01-06-2013, 07:50 AM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2013 12:08 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
(01-06-2013 07:35 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(01-06-2013 07:31 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Jebus got erections, s'pecailly when he went to elections.
When he *was* at elections, he was elected to do inspections.
When he was out doing inspections, he also got erections.
When he got erections, sometimes he got infections.
When he got infections, he had to have his erections pass inspections.
In order to pass erection inspection, he had to prove he used protections.
He was also concerned he had too much affection for insurrection,
which, (as you might guess), caused dejection, and rejection.
In order to prevent ejection during erection inspection, he tried deflection,
but that just caused disconnection, and misdirection.
So he said, "I know", I'll try erections with resurrections. (That's the ticket).
That would be perfection, and also, upon reflection cause genuflection.
So he opted for erection with ascension, and redemption.
Then came those damn atheists and their questions about erections.
So he thought, "I know, I'll use deceptions.
That way they'll never know it's all just misconception."

Bowing

Brilliant!

Double rep points if original.

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01-06-2013, 08:52 AM
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
Maybe not Jesus, but his brother Bob certainly did. Big Grin




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01-06-2013, 08:56 AM
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
(01-06-2013 08:52 AM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  Maybe not Jesus, but his brother Bob certainly did. Big Grin




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01-06-2013, 10:15 AM
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
Considering he never existed, no he didn't.

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01-06-2013, 10:36 AM
RE: Did Jesus ever have an erection?
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Jebus got erections, s'pecailly when he went to elections.
When he *was* at elections, he was elected to do inspections.



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