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09-11-2011, 10:44 AM
Did Jesus smoke pot???
So from what i hear is that the bible has some crazyyy stories. Well how did they make it up? You gotta think about it, Jesus might have smoked pot to make "Ideas" for this book. Like about him walking on water, he was probably high as hell and took a bath and felt like he was "Walking on water". Turning water into wine by touching it, he clearly was to baked to realize he was making wine but forgot he made it, so he said he made it instantly. He didnt die on the cross either, he got high and got lost.... then came back three days later and said he "Resurected". Theres was alot of bearded men dieing on crosses in that time ._.
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09-11-2011, 12:24 PM
RE: Did Jesus smoke pot???
I think he toked, yeah. I remember reading that they used to use cannabis for all kinds of things back in the days of JC. They had to have smoked some too, and Big JC, as peaceful as Christians believe he is, had to have been taking some monster hits to stay calm. Big Grin

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09-11-2011, 02:07 PM
RE: Did Jesus smoke pot???
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Quote:He didnt die on the cross either, he got high and got lost.... then came back three days later and said he "Resurected".

Just like Towelie, he sort of got high and just wandered off... 3 days later he woke up in a cave and walked out to get more pot...

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10-11-2011, 05:56 PM
RE: Did Jesus smoke pot???
(09-11-2011 02:07 PM)Filox Wrote:  Smile

Quote:He didnt die on the cross either, he got high and got lost.... then came back three days later and said he "Resurected".

Just like Towelie, he sort of got high and just wandered off... 3 days later he woke up in a cave and walked out to get more pot...

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More likely a bender. Turned a little too much water into wine, woke up in a cave 3 days later, and said "What the fuck? Where are my clothes?" Told the rest of the orgy who was there with him to help move this damn rock someone put in front of the cave.

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11-11-2011, 02:45 AM
RE: Did Jesus smoke pot???
You mean Bender? Tongue

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22-11-2011, 02:01 AM
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If Jesus is still abiding in my heart, then he has.

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22-11-2011, 05:42 AM
RE: Did Jesus smoke pot???
Woaaaaah duuuuuuuudes, you know how cooooool my Dad is? Dude, like, he can make me walk on water dudes... Yeah, guys, check this out (ooooh shit this puddle is deep as sheeeeeeeeeet) LOOK GAIS I'M WALKING ON WATAAAH!!!!

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22-11-2011, 05:55 AM
RE: Did Jesus smoke pot???
Looks like Jesus is not the only one who smoked weed...

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