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31-03-2016, 07:30 PM (This post was last modified: 01-04-2016 03:48 PM by Leo.)
Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
Ok I'm aware this topic could be based in a fictional story. Maybe Jesus never existed and maybe zero percent of the story of the gospels actually happen. But maybe there is a chance , that Jesus character could be based in a actual historical person. Maybe Jesus was one of the 100,000 messiahs wannabe or failed messiahs killed by the romans. Maybe he lead a revolution . He was caught and was crucified by the romans because of sedition. The gospels contradict themselves. According to John Jesus was crucified sometime after noon and was taken down from the cross a little before sunset. So Jesus was 6 hours max in the cross according to John. According to Mark Jesus was crucified at 9:00 am , died at 3:00 pm and was taken down from the cross a little before sunset . So Jesus was on the cross 9 hours max according to Mark. The gospel of Matthew and Luke never said when the crucifiction start but both indicated that Jesus was crucified before noon. So the synoptic gospels put Jesus on the cross 9 hours max. Pilate was surprised Jesus "died" so soon because death by crucifixion took atleast 2 days and often 3-4 days. I don't believe in the resurrection bullshit so I'm in the camp of people that suspect if Jesus actually existed, he survived the crucifixion. Most muslims believe Jesus was never crucified. A minority believe that maybe he was crucified but survived the crucifixion. But putting muslims aside ( I don't believe in the shitty Koran book ).
What do you guys think ? Jesus died on the cross or survived the crucifixion?

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31-03-2016, 07:33 PM
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
Can Superman be harmed by kryptonite?

Both are fictional characters. Just as Alice in Wonderland and Bugs Bunny.

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31-03-2016, 07:40 PM
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
I posted a poll.Smile

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31-03-2016, 07:40 PM
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
Nah. The buzzards and wild dogs ripped his carcass to shreds and that was that.

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31-03-2016, 07:45 PM
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
Chuck came and got him, and they moved to San Francisco.

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31-03-2016, 07:46 PM
Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
I thought the birds ate his liver. Oh, wait...
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31-03-2016, 07:47 PM (This post was last modified: 31-03-2016 07:53 PM by Leo.)
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
(31-03-2016 07:40 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Nah. The buzzards and wild dogs ripped his carcass to shreds and that was that.

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So maybe Jesus was never taken down from the cross as indicated by the gospels ? That's a interesting theory. Crucifixion victims were rarely taken down from the cross. That's why evidence of crucifixion is very rare.

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31-03-2016, 07:50 PM
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
The whole cross story is bullshit. He was hung. Now instead of singing the Old Rugged Cross we will have to sing the Old Ragged Rope!
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31-03-2016, 07:53 PM
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
(31-03-2016 07:45 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Chuck came and got him, and they moved to San Francisco.

I like this Chuck Norris fact.

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31-03-2016, 07:56 PM (This post was last modified: 31-03-2016 08:00 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Did Jesus survived the crucifixion?
(31-03-2016 07:47 PM)Leo Wrote:  
(31-03-2016 07:40 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Nah. The buzzards and wild dogs ripped his carcass to shreds and that was that.

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So maybe Jesus was never taken down from the cross as indicated by the gospels ?That's a interesting theory. crucifixion victims were rarely taken down from the cross. That's why evidence of crucifixion is very rare.

That's rather interesting, because the gospels get it very wrong. In John's gospel, it says they had his body taken down, over a concern for it being "preparation day" for the Sabbath. We know for a fact that there were hundreds, if not thousands of Roman crucifixions, and they WERE left to rot on the crosses, and THAT disgrace and shame was the CHIEF thing the Jews hated/feared about that method of death...being eaten by birds. But John changed many things to suit his Gnostic purpose, including the day ... to make it more evident he was the (paschal) lamb. The other gospels say he was silent at the trial. John makes him give a long speech.

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