Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
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28-08-2014, 11:33 AM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
Look you heathens. God made Adam first, and he didn't realize until later that Adam was going to be lonely. When he discovered that, as Genesis 2 says, he paraded all the birds of the air and beasts of the field in front of Adam. Yet none "proved" (ahem) to be a suitable mate for the man. But the try-outs were fun times for all, as you can imagine. So, exasperated, the God said "Well, what DO you want ?". So Adam put in his order for what he wanted, based on the test runs.

And that's why things are as they are.

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28-08-2014, 11:36 AM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
why didn't he put a set of boobs on the front AND the back then? Consider

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28-08-2014, 11:40 AM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
(28-08-2014 11:36 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  why didn't he put a set of boobs on the front AND the back then? Consider

I kid I kid my beloved lady atheists Big Grin

Why not 3?

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28-08-2014, 11:44 AM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
(28-08-2014 11:40 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(28-08-2014 11:36 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  why didn't he put a set of boobs on the front AND the back then? Consider

I kid I kid my beloved lady atheists Big Grin

Why not 3?

ohhhhhhhh didn't think of that Blink Yes Blush

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28-08-2014, 12:37 PM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
Why stop at 3 ?
The Greeks at least did it up right.

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28-08-2014, 12:52 PM
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Adam is in gods likeness, God likely has some impressive nipples

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28-08-2014, 01:09 PM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
God (who is female, BTW) created Adam. Adam looked up at her and her giant god-sized, perfect boobies and said " can I have those?" Just like a kid in a candy store.

Since god was a loving and kind mother/creator, she didn't want to hurt poor Adams feelings, so she replied " oh honey, I'm sorry, I only give females boobies. But here I can give you some nipples".

The all knowing god was certain that if she gave Adam real boobies that he wouldn't get anything accomplished. That he would sit and play with his boobies all day long.

Silly little Adam was none the wiser.

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28-08-2014, 02:42 PM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
Well. Pffffft. Some guys have.........THREE NIPPLES! Like my husband (teehehehe) and Chandler Bing on Friends.




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28-08-2014, 02:52 PM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
(28-08-2014 01:09 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  God (who is female, BTW) created Adam. Adam looked up at her and her giant god-sized, perfect boobies and said " can I have those?" Just like a kid in a candy store.

Since god was a loving and kind mother/creator, she didn't want to hurt poor Adams feelings, so she replied " oh honey, I'm sorry, I only give females boobies. But here I can give you some nipples".

The all knowing god was certain that if she gave Adam real boobies that he wouldn't get anything accomplished. That he would sit and play with his boobies all day long.

Silly little Adam was none the wiser.

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lol i loved THIS, read it to my wife and we both laughed our butts off

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28-08-2014, 05:03 PM
RE: Did "adam" have nipples and if so why?
TTA Forum at it's finest. Always asking the hard questions.

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