Did anything ever happen?

[Leela]

As an answer to all the conspiracies out there.

Nothing ever happened,
noone saw anything
everything is fake
everyone who says something is a liar
everyone who wrote something is a liar
every witness is a liar

For real there are no wars
For real the government wants to kill half of the population
For real third world people don't starve
For real the government controls your every move
For real a giant penis in heaven is ruling the world
For real you can't feel save at home, there are cameras everywhere
For real all world news are just made up
For real everything you ever learnt is fake
For real the language you are speaking is not a language

Yes, I am annoyed by this new kind of conspiracy-hype.
Like everything and everyone is evil, trust noone, don't believe anything, and everything that happens on this friggin planet is just a giant set up of 5 people.

@ all the hyper conspiracy stupids: Yeah sure, go away, please don't spread your gene material.

oh my gosh I could rant like forever because it's so annoying but let me give you a chance haha.

oh btw: I don't care if that makes me look ignorant! I will not have a debate of principles about conspiracies because, yes I know that some people might have been right in the past, but let's face it, most of the time those theories where a fail.

Why not just live, do what you want, and show the concpiracy, that hides in your flower pot, the backside.

cheers