Difference between Guts and Balls (Joke)
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10-01-2014, 07:01 AM
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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
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10-01-2014, 07:09 AM
RE: Difference between Guts and Balls (Joke)
Sounds about right,
A ballsy thing is doing a gutsy thing naked.

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10-01-2014, 07:48 AM
RE: Difference between Guts and Balls (Joke)
In the name of fairness for both sexes, do women have boobs instead of balls? Consider
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10-01-2014, 09:05 AM
Re: RE: Difference between Guts and Balls (Joke)
(10-01-2014 07:48 AM)Khare Wrote:  In the name of fairness for both sexes, do women have boobs instead of balls? Consider

They get to have a lot of ovaries.

Both take a lot of chutzpah

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10-01-2014, 09:08 AM
RE: Difference between Guts and Balls (Joke)
(10-01-2014 09:05 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  They get to have a lot of ovaries.

Both take a lot of chutzpah

Right you are! And I realized my error, since boobs (unfortunately) aren't exclusive to females...

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10-01-2014, 09:17 AM
RE: Difference between Guts and Balls (Joke)
Umm in this sense and not the anatomical one, I would say women have balls. Many have more balls than the average man. Then again...

"Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
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