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21-10-2014, 04:40 PM
RE: Discount Gypsy Curse
May the self-checkout register not scan a single damn thing you put on it.

Or may it forever piss you off by insisting you either placed an extra item or removed an item even though you didn't touched anything.
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21-10-2014, 04:44 PM
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May you catch your dick on the pant's zipper

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21-10-2014, 05:01 PM
RE: Discount Gypsy Curse
(21-10-2014 04:40 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  May the self-checkout register not scan a single damn thing you put on it.

Or may it forever piss you off by insisting you either placed an extra item or removed an item even though you didn't touched anything.

I fucking hate it when that shit happens.

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21-10-2014, 06:02 PM
RE: Discount Gypsy Curse
(21-10-2014 05:01 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(21-10-2014 04:40 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  May the self-checkout register not scan a single damn thing you put on it.

Or may it forever piss you off by insisting you either placed an extra item or removed an item even though you didn't touched anything.

I fucking hate it when that shit happens.

I see my curse has worked on you.
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21-10-2014, 06:05 PM
RE: Discount Gypsy Curse
(21-10-2014 06:02 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  
(21-10-2014 05:01 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I fucking hate it when that shit happens.

I see my curse has worked on you.

Retroactively too.

It is an impressive curse, indeed.

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21-10-2014, 06:25 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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22-10-2014, 05:40 AM
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(21-10-2014 06:25 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
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That one's at discount because it's in the remainders bin.

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22-10-2014, 06:36 AM
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May your remember that thing you forgot to pack when you arrive at the airport, or are at least 30km from home.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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22-10-2014, 09:37 PM
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May you forget to pay your parking ticket at the machine until you're actually in the exit ramp.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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23-10-2014, 05:36 AM
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(21-10-2014 03:42 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  May you severally mangle your arm in a woodchipper.

Every time I read your contributions to this thread, I can never tell if you either haven't gotten the gist of the thread, or if these curses are tame compared to the normal curses you wish on people.

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