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10-10-2014, 05:13 PM
RE: Discount Gypsy Curse
(10-10-2014 05:10 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(10-10-2014 02:03 PM)Chas Wrote:  May your printer always jam on the last page.

May your Check Engine light always be on.

Goddamnit - I used to have a car that always had the Check Engine light on. No one was ever able to figure out why.

Fucking curses....grumble, grumble.

Faulty check engine light.
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10-10-2014, 07:22 PM
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May you finally find the perfect fragrance just in time for the company to discontinue the line.

May every awesome shirt you come across be either one size too small or one size too big.


I will come up with more later. Hobo

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10-10-2014, 07:27 PM
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EA made me think of this one Wink

May all of your favorite restaurants close shortly after you discover them

I hope that the world turns, and things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. - V for Vendetta
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10-10-2014, 07:30 PM
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May your mattress always have a loose spring sticks up and pokes you as you sleep.

May your downloads always freeze at 99.99%.

May your porn files forever be corrupted.

Every time you leave your house, a grasshopper shall fly uncomfortably close to your face.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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10-10-2014, 07:44 PM
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May you always feel like you're about to sneeze.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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10-10-2014, 08:01 PM
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(10-10-2014 07:44 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  May you always feel like you're about to sneeze.

May you sneeze with a greater than usual frequency.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
"Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show.
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10-10-2014, 08:03 PM
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May brown stuff leak from your mouth.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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10-10-2014, 08:04 PM
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(10-10-2014 08:03 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  May brown stuff leak from your mouth.

Gasp No

I hope that the world turns, and things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. - V for Vendetta
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10-10-2014, 08:08 PM
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(10-10-2014 08:03 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  May brown stuff leak from your mouth.

From anywhere. Ohmy
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10-10-2014, 08:14 PM
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(10-10-2014 08:08 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(10-10-2014 08:03 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  May brown stuff leak from your mouth.

From anywhere. Ohmy

[Image: eGZ1NTE0MTI=_o_kids-in-the-hall-brown-stuff.jpg]

Would post the video but apparently it's been pulled from everywhere.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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