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11-10-2014, 01:40 PM
RE: Discount Gypsy Curse
May your socks always form holes on the toes, so that you can never feel quite comfortable wearing them after a few days.

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11-10-2014, 01:49 PM
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May you constantly think of new things to contribute to this thread, because they happen to you.

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11-10-2014, 01:56 PM (This post was last modified: 11-10-2014 02:07 PM by Free Thought.)
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May you constantly think of new thi- shit...

May you always come into threads with the intent to say something, only to find somebody else has already said it better than you could.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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11-10-2014, 02:00 PM
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May you always get that annoying shock every time you touch a metal handle.
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11-10-2014, 02:05 PM
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May the lunch counter run out of your favorite selection just before you reach the head of the line.

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11-10-2014, 02:27 PM
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May your underwear ride up and your socks roll down

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11-10-2014, 03:02 PM
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(11-10-2014 02:00 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  May you always get that annoying shock every time you touch a metal handle.

That happened to me three times at the shops a few days ago.

May your discount curses never work on anybody unless it is helpful to them.

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11-10-2014, 06:22 PM
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May your milk always be expired when you have freshly-baked cookies. Sleepy

May your nose always run when the Kleenex box is empty. Sleepy

May your toes be too cold without socks but too hot with them. Sleepy

May you always develop shaving bumps no matter how careful you are with the blade. Sleepy

May you always remember what it was you wanted to say only when it is too late. Sleepy

May you always change the radio station just in time to hear your favorite song going off. Tongue

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11-10-2014, 06:28 PM
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May your hair fall perfectly in place only on days when the humidity outside will surely destroy it. Hobo

May you look forward to the second volume in a comic series you are enjoying, only to be thrown off by the change in artists. Tongue

May you always look like a million bucks only on the days you do not encounter your arch rival. Hobo

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11-10-2014, 06:29 PM
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May your popcorn never be popped fully when you use the popcorn button, but burn to a crisp at any other setting. Hobo Tongue

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