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11-10-2014, 11:15 PM
RE: Discount Gypsy Curse
May you walk out of the bathroom with TP on your shoe.

May you always step in the bubblegum on the ground.

May you always feel phantom phone vibrations.

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12-10-2014, 05:33 AM
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May a work colleague share your ringtone.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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13-10-2014, 06:15 AM
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May your genitals ever itch while you are in polite company.

May mosquitos be ever attracted to you more than anyone else in the group.

May your boss be ever aware of your browsing habits at work and may his/her approach behind you be ever silent.

May your browser window lag for two or three seconds every time you try to minimize it or switch tabs.
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13-10-2014, 06:54 AM
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May caps lock be on when you need to enter your password.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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13-10-2014, 07:21 AM
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(13-10-2014 06:15 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  May mosquitos be ever attracted to you more than anyone else in the group.

So you're the one...

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14-10-2014, 02:29 PM
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may your tolerance for caffeine be higher than expected!

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14-10-2014, 02:46 PM
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May you dream of posts by diddo, forbes, the Q continuum, and mattmvs7.

or is that too nasty?

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14-10-2014, 02:48 PM
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(14-10-2014 02:46 PM)unfogged Wrote:  May you dream of posts by diddo, forbes, the Q continuum, and mattmvs7.

or is that too nasty?

Sir, I believe that qualifies as a threat.

Guards!

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14-10-2014, 02:56 PM
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May you look funny.

We'll love you just the way you are
If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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14-10-2014, 02:57 PM
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Crap!!! After reading this, I am no doubt cursed minimally!!

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