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28-04-2014, 12:01 AM
Distressed preacher
A very distressed guy just passed by my house screaming "PLEASE, SAVE ME. JESUS CHRIST, LORD AND SAVIOR. EVIL. SAVE ME" Blink

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28-04-2014, 12:51 AM
RE: Distressed preacher
That's the very predictable result of going into a Starbucks without proper preparation for what to order and how to order it. Give the guy a jar of Folgers instant and he'll be fine.
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28-04-2014, 01:49 AM
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How's about you go out there and help the guy, rather than sit crack wise about him on the internet?

Your god is going to do jack shit, maybe you should pick up the slack?

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28-04-2014, 01:54 AM
RE: Distressed preacher
was he naked, they are usually naked.

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28-04-2014, 01:54 AM
RE: Distressed preacher
(28-04-2014 12:01 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  A very distressed guy just passed by my house screaming "PLEASE, SAVE ME. JESUS CHRIST, LORD AND SAVIOR. EVIL. SAVE ME" Blink

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28-04-2014, 01:57 AM
RE: Distressed preacher
how do you know he is a preacher ? , aren't they just priest in casual wear.

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28-04-2014, 10:40 AM (This post was last modified: 28-04-2014 01:30 PM by Impulse.)
RE: Distressed preacher
(28-04-2014 12:01 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  A very distressed guy just passed by my house screaming "PLEASE, SAVE ME. JESUS CHRIST, LORD AND SAVIOR. EVIL. SAVE ME" Blink
Are you sure you punctuated that correctly? It sounds like he called Jesus Christ evil in there to me. Either that, or he was running from JC and asking Evil to same save him. Consider

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28-04-2014, 11:38 AM
RE: Distressed preacher
(28-04-2014 10:40 AM)Impulse Wrote:  
(28-04-2014 12:01 AM)diddo97 Wrote:  A very distressed guy just passed by my house screaming "PLEASE, SAVE ME. JESUS CHRIST, LORD AND SAVIOR. EVIL. SAVE ME" Blink
Are you sure you punctuated that correctly? It sounds like he called Jesus Christ evil in there to me. Either that, or he was running from JC and asking Evil to same him. Consider

1 Corinthians 11:1
" Be imitators of me, as I am of Christ ".


Sound like a good imitation to me, perhaps he was in pursuit of a herd of demon possessed pigs


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