Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
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01-08-2017, 03:46 PM
Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
I recently posted an advert on Craigslist for a car I'm selling, and I discovered a new sub-species of leech. It called on the phone, and called itself a "pre-owned vehicle sales facilitator", but I know a leech when I see one. I also know how to get rid of one.

Salt.

So I applied a liberal coating of salty language, and it curled up and blew away....

Fuckin' leeches.

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01-08-2017, 05:12 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
(01-08-2017 03:46 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I recently posted an advert on Craigslist for a car I'm selling, and I discovered a new sub-species of leech. It called on the phone, and called itself a "pre-owned vehicle sales facilitator", but I know a leech when I see one. I also know how to get rid of one.

Salt.

So I applied a liberal coating of salty language, and it curled up and blew away....

Fuckin' leeches.

Angry
Aaah.
Hirudo autopimpicus Craig - with extra slime. You can call it whatever you want. I wouldn't want to call it at all. Dodgy

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01-08-2017, 06:15 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
(01-08-2017 03:46 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I recently posted an advert on Craigslist for a car I'm selling, and I discovered a new sub-species of leech. It called on the phone, and called itself a "pre-owned vehicle sales facilitator", but I know a leech when I see one. I also know how to get rid of one.

Salt.

So I applied a liberal coating of salty language, and it curled up and blew away....

Fuckin' leeches.

Angry

"pre-owned vehicle sales facilitator" - hilarious!

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01-08-2017, 06:30 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
What kind of car and how much?

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01-08-2017, 07:03 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
American Solicitor Snail

(01-08-2017 06:30 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  What kind of car and how much?

If it ain't free, who cares? Tongue I snagged an 88 Cutlass Supreme from a Days Inn in Liberty MO this last weekend. "Sold" it Monday Big Grin

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01-08-2017, 07:14 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
(01-08-2017 06:30 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  What kind of car and how much?

Nawww..

This ain't Craigslist...


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01-08-2017, 07:18 PM
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(01-08-2017 07:03 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  American Solicitor Snail

(01-08-2017 06:30 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  What kind of car and how much?

If it ain't free, who cares? Tongue I snagged an 88 Cutlass Supreme from a Days Inn in Liberty MO this last weekend. "Sold" it Monday Big Grin

"Snagged" huh? And I care. This dude needs his transportation lol

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01-08-2017, 07:25 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
Ask yourself first, "Do I really want to do this?"

"No good comes from having your name associated with shit." - Thomas Crapper

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01-08-2017, 07:35 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
(01-08-2017 07:18 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(01-08-2017 07:03 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  American Solicitor Snail


If it ain't free, who cares? Tongue I snagged an 88 Cutlass Supreme from a Days Inn in Liberty MO this last weekend. "Sold" it Monday Big Grin

"Snagged" huh? And I care. This dude needs his transportation lol

Yeah. Shy Been sitting there for too long, and the Days Inn wanted it removed. Still had keys, and if it's older than '95, the auto body place don't care to see a title. Voila; free car. Big Grin

[Edit] And Days Inn put it up on craigslist, in the Free section.

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01-08-2017, 08:18 PM
RE: Do I get to name the new sub-species I discovered???
(01-08-2017 07:35 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(01-08-2017 07:18 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  "Snagged" huh? And I care. This dude needs his transportation lol

Yeah. Shy Been sitting there for too long, and the Days Inn wanted it removed. Still had keys, and if it's older than '95, the auto body place don't care to see a title. Voila; free car. Big Grin

[Edit] And Days Inn put it up on craigslist, in the Free section.

Yeah, the dead guy under the mattress in room 14 ain't using it, anymore, anyway! Tongue
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