Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
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27-07-2012, 04:47 PM (This post was last modified: 27-07-2012 07:29 PM by Jeff.)
Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
God made man in God's image, and man has a penis, so presumably God does as well, but I haven't seen the question addressed before. Assuming he does have one, what does he use it for? Both of the common uses have never been associated with God, to my knowledge. If he doesn't have one, in what image did God make man's penis?
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27-07-2012, 04:59 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
I've heard some say the whole 'made in his image' to be image as in soul or something. But really the better question is, does god have a belly button? Or even better, why does god need arms/legs? Or even, why do angels need wings?

So really it's more of a why does an imaginary creation by people look like the people who created him? Because they were really self-centered and wanted people to connect to it. People could connect better to something that looked like them than looked like something else (after all, why would a rock prefer humans to a mountain? or something like that).
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27-07-2012, 05:10 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
I've never seen how god could possibly be male. If the biblical account of "there are no other gods" is correct then God must be the only one of its kind to ever exist so gender would be utterly pointless.

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27-07-2012, 05:17 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 05:10 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I've never seen how god could possibly be male. If the biblical account of "there are no other gods" is correct then God must be the only one of its kind to ever exist so gender would be utterly pointless.

But the penis is also used to urinate. Does god urinate?

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27-07-2012, 05:20 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 04:47 PM)Jeff Wrote:  God made man in God's image, and man has a penis, so presumably God does as well, but I haven't seen the question addressed before. Assuming he does have one, what does he use it for? Both of the common uses have never been associated with God, to my knowledge. If he doesn't have one, in what image did God make man's penis?

Does God have an appendix?

Does God have existence?

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27-07-2012, 05:24 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
Are you calling YHWH non-reprodutive FSM? I'd say YHWH can have a penis anytime YHWH wants one, like when he lusted after Mary. I call for the suggestion that al the anal probing alien cases are actually YHWh finally taking full benefit of his creation =p

I'm not a non believer, I believe in the possibility of anything. I just don't let the actuality of something be determined by a 3rd party.
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27-07-2012, 05:28 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
Moot question.
There are no gods.

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27-07-2012, 05:54 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
Good point. At some point it could have decided it wanted a dick for whatever reason Possibly to impregnate a young girl. But didn't he send an angel to do it? so unless god jizzed in a vial and the angel had a turkey baster, the penis would be redundant. Plus he could have done it by magic.

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27-07-2012, 06:06 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 05:28 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Moot question.
There are no gods.

OK but I meant do theists think God has a penis?
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27-07-2012, 06:09 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 05:54 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  But didn't he send an angel to do it?

Nope. The bird did it. The Angel watched. No

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