Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
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27-07-2012, 06:13 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
I get so bored with these kinds of questions and discussions.

I mean, seriously - once the very existence of any gods is shown to be extremely doubtful, the characteristics of the non-existing gods is an empty subject.


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27-07-2012, 06:14 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 06:13 PM)Chas Wrote:  I get so bored with these kinds of questions and discussions.

I mean, seriously - once the very existence of any gods is shown to be extremely doubtful, the characteristics of the non-existing gods is an empty subject.


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I am with ya....

Undecided when is shit like this going to stop?

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27-07-2012, 06:17 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 06:09 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Nope. The bird did it. The Angel watched. No

Wait so god impregnated a young girl via bestiality while an angel watched. thats even more fucked up.

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27-07-2012, 06:21 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
So God created a vagina without even knowing what it's like to have one? Or I guess he does know, cuz he's all knowing. Imagine, knowing both. (I seriously never thought about that).
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27-07-2012, 06:22 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 06:17 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(27-07-2012 06:09 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Nope. The bird did it. The Angel watched. No

Wait so god impregnated a young girl via bestiality while an angel watched. thats even more fucked up.

Maybe you've not read Genesis. Adam did all the animals. "But none PROVED to be a suitable partner for the man". Bestiality is approved, don 't ya know.

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27-07-2012, 06:30 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
Not read it for a long time. Last time it would have been in RE in school. and they were selective about what bits were read out.

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27-07-2012, 07:10 PM (This post was last modified: 27-07-2012 07:16 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
Yes, a little tiny one buried beneath rolls of fat. Also he's been impotent for over 2000 years.

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27-07-2012, 07:12 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 06:06 PM)Jeff Wrote:  
(27-07-2012 05:28 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Moot question.
There are no gods.

OK but I meant do theists think God has a penis?

Trinitarians do since they believe Jesus is God.

But I see questions like these silly in a forum such as this unless you ask, Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
Otherwise, why should we as free-thinkers perpetuate a myth that gods are real by asking hypothetical questions that are as meaningful as asking what color were Zeus' eyes?

Plus I'm grouchy today so I responded to the literal question more than your intent in asking it. Big Grin

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27-07-2012, 07:30 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 07:12 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  But I see questions like these silly in a forum such as this unless you ask, Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?

Done

(27-07-2012 07:12 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Otherwise, why should we as free-thinkers perpetuate a myth that gods are real by asking hypothetical questions that are as meaningful as asking what color were Zeus' eyes?

Totally agree
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27-07-2012, 07:32 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 07:30 PM)Jeff Wrote:  
(27-07-2012 07:12 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  But I see questions like these silly in a forum such as this unless you ask, Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?

Done

(27-07-2012 07:12 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Otherwise, why should we as free-thinkers perpetuate a myth that gods are real by asking hypothetical questions that are as meaningful as asking what color were Zeus' eyes?

Totally agree


Lol...well I am less grouchy now. Thanks!

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