Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
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27-07-2012, 07:34 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 05:17 PM)KVron Wrote:  But the penis is also used to urinate. Does god urinate?

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27-07-2012, 07:35 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 07:34 PM)Seasbury Wrote:  
(27-07-2012 05:17 PM)KVron Wrote:  But the penis is also used to urinate. Does god urinate?

explains the mystery of rain...

But the mystery of purple rain just got a bit trickier.

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27-07-2012, 07:38 PM
RE: Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
Geez...I had never even thought of this...now I will never be able to get this whole debate out of my head.

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27-07-2012, 08:15 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 07:32 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Lol...well I am less grouchy now. Thanks!

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27-07-2012, 08:44 PM
RE: Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
Well, I just had cause to research a little about Bhutan culture.

They have large penises in temples, in houses as statues, and painted on the outside walls of their houses.

http://www.google.com/search?q=bhutan+ar...14&bih=722

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27-07-2012, 08:49 PM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 08:15 PM)Jeff Wrote:  
(27-07-2012 07:32 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Lol...well I am less grouchy now. Thanks!

No foreskin off of my nose! Laughat

No skin off my scrotum. Wink

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27-07-2012, 09:31 PM
RE: Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
Evidence for ...

1) Faith: I believe therefore he does. You can not PROVE he doesn't
2) Authority: My priest always calls him He
3) Revelation: The white streaks in the sky we see every day. Not clouds... it's the coming of the lord.
4) Tradition: He pissed on the Egyptians, Gibeonites, Libnahites, Hebronites etc.

Evidence against ...

He's a cunt!

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28-07-2012, 05:08 AM
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(27-07-2012 05:10 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I've never seen how god could possibly be male. If the biblical account of "there are no other gods" is correct then God must be the only one of its kind to ever exist so gender would be utterly pointless.

the biblical account doesn't state that there are no other gods. Yhwh says to worship no other gods before him, not that they are non-existent.

Back when written El/YHWH and Ashera or her and Baal were legit gods that got somethings on. Christians screw up everything.

Or I'm sure I've heard God made Adam in the image of Jesus... So Jesus can
save Adam from ths sin be chose to do on is own, not like it was planned or anything.

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28-07-2012, 06:12 AM (This post was last modified: 28-07-2012 06:18 AM by Vosur.)
RE: Does God Have A Penis?
(28-07-2012 05:08 AM)ClydeLee Wrote:  
(27-07-2012 05:10 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I've never seen how god could possibly be male. If the biblical account of "there are no other gods" is correct then God must be the only one of its kind to ever exist so gender would be utterly pointless.

the biblical account doesn't state that there are no other gods. Yhwh says to worship no other gods before him, not that they are non-existent.

Back when written El/YHWH and Ashera or her and Baal were legit gods that got somethings on. Christians screw up everything.

Or I'm sure I've heard God made Adam in the image of Jesus... So Jesus can
save Adam from ths sin be chose to do on is own, not like it was planned or anything.

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28-07-2012, 07:55 AM
RE: Do Theists Believe God Has a Schlong?
Lol DLJ: Coming of the Lord.

Ew.

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