Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
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15-09-2012, 07:21 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
If jesus comes back I'll kill him myself. I'd like see anyone try and stop me cause I'll have righteousness on my side. You know that guy who occasionally helps people and has only killed one person? What was his name again? Satan was it?

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15-09-2012, 07:23 PM
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(15-09-2012 07:21 PM)Hamata k Wrote:  If jesus comes back I'll kill him myself. I'd like see anyone try and stop me cause I'll have righteousness on my side. You know that guy who occasionally helps people and has only killed one person? What was his name again? Satan was it?

He killed 10... but only with God's permission.

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15-09-2012, 07:24 PM
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Good guy Lucifer.
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15-09-2012, 07:25 PM
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(15-09-2012 07:23 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  
(15-09-2012 07:21 PM)Hamata k Wrote:  If jesus comes back I'll kill him myself. I'd like see anyone try and stop me cause I'll have righteousness on my side. You know that guy who occasionally helps people and has only killed one person? What was his name again? Satan was it?

He killed 10... but only with God's permission.

Right, right, right. Sorry I tend to forget 4 when compared to the countless people this so called "god" has killed.

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15-09-2012, 07:31 PM
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Ambassador of Christ. This is your final warning. If I see that image uploaded again I'm counting it as spam and removing your posting rights.

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15-09-2012, 07:42 PM
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(15-09-2012 07:11 PM)Ambassador of Christ Wrote:  Logica.. Still defeated...

Jesus is the winner

Jesus is sure winning alright.

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15-09-2012, 08:19 PM
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(15-09-2012 07:03 PM)Ambassador of Christ Wrote:  Logica... My point made exactly...

(15-09-2012 06:48 PM)Ambassador of Christ Wrote:  Good Day All....

Jesus loves you..

That is not a point, it is a statement. And silly one at that.

(15-09-2012 07:03 PM)Ambassador of Christ Wrote:  See Atheist or liars.......I never changed or said something out of place when you wrote freely... you are upset because you can not take account that Jesus is ruler of your life.

Clearly you miss the point.

Also, there is no evidence that Jesus is the lord of anything, IF he did exist in the first place, which is unlikely.

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16-09-2012, 08:45 AM
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This Jesus fellow has obviously never had Starbucks. I bet he uses forks too.

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16-09-2012, 08:48 AM
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(16-09-2012 08:45 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  This Jesus fellow has obviously never had Starbucks. I bet he uses forks too.

I have a wide variety of forks at hand this very moment. Do this mean I'm doomed?Drinking Beverage

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16-09-2012, 08:49 AM
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(16-09-2012 08:45 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  This Jesus fellow has obviously never had Starbucks. I bet he uses forks too.

He died in a brave attempt involving an early prototype.
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