Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
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06-09-2012, 11:39 AM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
(06-09-2012 11:38 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(06-09-2012 11:01 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Hey Ambassador, who's going to feed your pets when you leave?

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I need to get in on that kind of action. Thumbsup

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06-09-2012, 11:50 AM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
(06-09-2012 10:13 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I don't believe he ever left, so why should I believe he'll come back?
Did he forget his keys or something? Drinking Beverage

Hamata k left and came back. Why is that so hard to believe?

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06-09-2012, 12:01 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
(06-09-2012 11:50 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(06-09-2012 10:13 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  I don't believe he ever left, so why should I believe he'll come back?
Did he forget his keys or something? Drinking Beverage

Hamata k left and came back. Why is that so hard to believe?

Hamata k has such a warm, friendly disposition.
who wouldn't want to see him return?

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06-09-2012, 12:09 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
(man standing alone in a field, gets approached by a farmer)

Farmer: Hey hows it going, what you doing in my field???
Man: Im waiting for my dog
Farmer: Oh...... what does he look like??
Man: I dont know... ive never seen him before.
Farmer: Ok....... When is your dog coming back???
Man: I dont know.
Farmer: Then how do you know he is coming back???
Man: I got told about it by a lot of people.
Farmer: How do these people know???
Man: There is a book that was written approx 500 years after the dog had a son.... everybody gets there information from that, including myself.
Farmer: How long ago did your dog father a son.
Man: 2012 years ago.
Farmer: Do you have somebody who looks after you???
Man: Yes.... my dog.
Farmer: So your basicly saying to me that you are waiting in my field..... for your dog you have never ever seen before...... that you are waiting for your dog yet you have no idea when it is coming apart from what people have told you, and that you get all of this information from a book that was written 500 years after the dog had a son...... and this dog looks after you???
Man: Yes.
Farmer: Do you know how old your dog is??
Man: Older than the very universe itself.... in fact my dog created the universe and everything you see around you.
Farmer: Get off my land.


HoboHoboHoboHoboHobo

Christians...... reverse the word dog...... sound familiar???

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06-09-2012, 03:25 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
(06-09-2012 07:40 AM)Ambassador of Christ Wrote:  Did you know that Jesus will return for the people who have a relationship with him?

Did you know we call it the Rapture or the Second Coming?

Yes, Jesus is coming back for the "save" the true Christians...

Will you be ready... he will not give a sign .. he will come as a thief in the night.. he will come through the clouds when we least expect it.

1 Thess 5:2

For you yourselves are fully aware that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night.


So be ready... Like one of our favorite preacher always say: Dr TD Jakes..."Get ready .. Get ready.."

Be bless.Smile

Nope.

As an atheist I don't believe in any of those myths.

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06-09-2012, 03:28 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
If by "come back" you mean, ""will Jesus keep turning up ?", then yeah I believe that. Like a bad penny.

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06-09-2012, 03:30 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
(06-09-2012 12:09 PM)bemore Wrote:  (man standing alone in a field, gets approached by a farmer)

Farmer: Hey hows it going, what you doing in my field???
Man: Im waiting for my dog
Farmer: Oh...... what does he look like??
Man: I dont know... ive never seen him before.
Farmer: Ok....... When is your dog coming back???
Man: I dont know.
Farmer: Then how do you know he is coming back???
Man: I got told about it by a lot of people.
Farmer: How do these people know???
Man: There is a book that was written approx 500 years after the dog had a son.... everybody gets there information from that, including myself.
Farmer: How long ago did your dog father a son.
Man: 2012 years ago.
Farmer: Do you have somebody who looks after you???
Man: Yes.... my dog.
Farmer: So your basicly saying to me that you are waiting in my field..... for your dog you have never ever seen before...... that you are waiting for your dog yet you have no idea when it is coming apart from what people have told you, and that you get all of this information from a book that was written 500 years after the dog had a son...... and this dog looks after you???
Man: Yes.
Farmer: Do you know how old your dog is??
Man: Older than the very universe itself.... in fact my dog created the universe and everything you see around you.
Farmer: Get off my land.


HoboHoboHoboHoboHobo

Christians...... reverse the word dog...... sound familiar???

Second time today that something here made me laugh out loud. We have a record!

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06-09-2012, 03:38 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
Ambassador,

He's not coming back. He was just a man with some interesting things to say, developed a following like some other preachers (eg John the Baptist), then he got out of line and was put to death by the Romans. That's it. Don't waste your life waiting for some myth to come true.
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06-09-2012, 04:00 PM
RE: Do you Believe that Jesus will Come back?
Fuck religion. This is now a dancing star wars characters thread.

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06-09-2012, 04:10 PM
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Can't we do stir-fry receipts too ? Please ? Pretty Please ?

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