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23-04-2015, 09:28 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
Can I be a mermaid?

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23-04-2015, 09:33 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 09:24 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  No way. Being human Is awesome.

But...but...I thought you were a hobbit. Weeping

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23-04-2015, 09:45 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
I think I'd go with panda just to piss Zeke off. Tongue

Seriously, all I'd have to do is eat and that would be provided for me. Everyone in the world would comment how adorable I am, I'd be completely protected to the point that there's no way I could survive on my own if i tried. Still that completes the circle nicely though.

Sure, I'd be an evolutionary dead end...meh...I could live with that.


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23-04-2015, 10:12 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 08:37 AM)yakherder Wrote:  I wanna be this goat.




That thing would be on my grill by now.

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23-04-2015, 10:29 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
No. I like the internet and video games too much.
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23-04-2015, 12:13 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 10:12 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(23-04-2015 08:37 AM)yakherder Wrote:  I wanna be this goat.




That thing would be on my grill by now.

holy fuck! what was up with that goat?!

reminds me of those giant mean ass geese that used to live at the farm down the road from our house when I was kid. Damn things would come out and attack just because we were cruising by on our bicycles.

dont be a mean goose.


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23-04-2015, 01:09 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(22-04-2015 10:00 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I could dig being the largest predator on Earth with the largest brain on the planet.

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The sperm whale (Physeter macrocephalus), or cachalot, is the largest of the toothed whales and the largest toothed predator.

Mature males average at 16 metres (52 ft) in length but some may reach 20.5 metres (67 ft), with the head representing up to one-third of the animal's length. The sperm whale feeds primarily on squid. Plunging to 2,250 metres (7,380 ft) for prey, it is the second deepest diving mammal, following only the Cuvier's beaked whale. The sperm whale's clicking vocalization, a form of echolocation and communication, may be as loud as 230 decibels (re 1 µPa at 1 m) underwater, making it the loudest sound produced by any animal. It has the largest brain of any animal on Earth, more than five times heavier than a human's. Sperm whales can live for more than 60 years.




Ahem. And it's got a pretty good sized penis too! (Feel sorry for this whale in this video though.)




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23-04-2015, 01:15 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
Baboon. All you gotta do all day is sit on a mountain, pick your nose and shout at passers by. I suppose there's nothing stopping me from doing that as a human...

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23-04-2015, 04:16 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 08:37 AM)yakherder Wrote:  I wanna be this goat.




This video goes to prove that, even compared to goats, humans are weak.
Oh well, at least we have a good chance against these goats:




(23-04-2015 09:45 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I think I'd go with panda just to piss Zeke off. Tongue

Seriously, all I'd have to do is eat and that would be provided for me. Everyone in the world would comment how adorable I am, I'd be completely protected to the point that there's no way I could survive on my own if i tried. Still that completes the circle nicely though.

Sure, I'd be an evolutionary dead end...meh...I could live with that.

Yeah, but you'd rarely, if ever, get laid.
Seems like that could be considered a detracting factor on being a panda.

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23-04-2015, 08:44 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 01:09 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Ahem. And it's got a pretty good sized penis too! (Feel sorry for this whale in this video though.)




She seems awfully fascinated by it Consider

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