Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
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23-04-2015, 09:02 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 08:44 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(23-04-2015 01:09 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Ahem. And it's got a pretty good sized penis too! (Feel sorry for this whale in this video though.)




She seems awfully fascinated by it Consider


Me... or the lady in the video?

Oh, and that reminds me. I remember reading about Aristotle Onassis' fabulous yacht. Apparently his bar stools were made from sperm whale penises. He called them Moby's Dick. Laughat

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23-04-2015, 09:09 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 09:02 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(23-04-2015 08:44 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  She seems awfully fascinated by it Consider


Me... or the lady in the video?

Oh, and that reminds me. I remember reading about Aristotle Onassis' fabulous yacht. Apparently his bar stools were made from sperm whale penises. He called them Moby's Dick. Laughat

The woman in the vid of course, I would never insinuate that you are fascinated by whale penises. Angel

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23-04-2015, 09:14 PM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 09:09 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(23-04-2015 09:02 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Me... or the lady in the video?

Oh, and that reminds me. I remember reading about Aristotle Onassis' fabulous yacht. Apparently his bar stools were made from sperm whale penises. He called them Moby's Dick. Laughat

The woman in the vid of course, I would never insinuate that you are fascinated by whale penises. Angel

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23-04-2015, 09:26 PM (This post was last modified: 23-04-2015 09:29 PM by Free Thought.)
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(23-04-2015 09:14 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(23-04-2015 09:09 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  The woman in the vid of course, I would never insinuate that you are fascinated by whale penises. Angel

Any excuse to use this pic. Big Grin

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24-04-2015, 01:42 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
Not really.

But if I had to pick, I'd be a male lion or tiger. Maybe a chimpanzee. Consider

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24-04-2015, 03:05 AM (This post was last modified: 24-04-2015 03:08 AM by The Polyglot Atheist.)
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
Like others have said I like being human, but if I had to choose something else... I'd be this Consider

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24-04-2015, 03:30 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
I'd be ebola.







too soon?

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24-04-2015, 04:41 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(24-04-2015 03:30 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'd be ebola.







too soon?

So you'd go around, inflicting people with vomiting, diarrhoea and causing them to bleed from the eyes at contact?

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24-04-2015, 05:13 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(24-04-2015 04:41 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  So you'd go around, inflicting people with vomiting, diarrhoea and causing them to bleed from the eyes at contact?

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how Muffs and Ebola-Muffs are any different to each other... Drinking Beverage

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24-04-2015, 05:22 AM
RE: Do you ever wish you were born a different species?
(24-04-2015 05:13 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(24-04-2015 04:41 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  So you'd go around, inflicting people with vomiting, diarrhoea and causing them to bleed from the eyes at contact?

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how Muffs and Ebola-Muffs are any different to each other... Drinking Beverage

FT... it's been like 3 years you've been on this forum. You used to be such a cute chap. Now you're not cute at all Big Grin Dark humour and sarcasm have stained your soul... Bowing

It's merely the personality's typical immune system response to Ebola-Muffs. Big Grin

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